Joke of the Day

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Wife: Honey can u please help me cleaning de garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.
Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?...
then de husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed
Husband: I know my wife u can do this all by yourself
Wife: It's not Me
Husband: Who then?
Wife: John our neighbour
Husband: How much did u paid him?
Wife: No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or sex
Husband: Hope u gave him bread
Wife: Do i look like a baker?

[NeoMatrix]

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A frisky pastry guy got the sack for sticking his d!ck in the do-nut maker...



A week later,she got the sack too!...

[NeoMatrix]

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I went to a hardware store the other day to buy a can of paint and some galvanized screws. I'm standing in line waiting to get served. I'm confirming to social distancing rules, as there is a large "X" painted on the floor every 1.5 metres along each counter lane. I finally progress to the first "X" at the service counter. I look up to the young bloke serving at the counter and said " Standing on this large "X" makes me feel like Wyle Coyote out of the Road Runner show". I'm looking upward, dodging side-to-side and saying, " I'm expecting an Acme bomb to drop out of the sky"...

The hardware store erupt with laughter....

No kidding....

[tsbservice]

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Post in joke of the day......

I went to a hardware store the other day to buy a can of paint and some galvanized screws. I'm standing in line waiting to get served. I'm confirming to social distancing rules, as there is a large "X" painted on the floor every 1.5 metres along each counter lane. I finally progress to the first "X" at the service counter. I look up to the young bloke serving at the counter and said " Standing on this large "X" makes me feel like Wyle Coyote out of the Road Runner show" I'm looking upward, dodging side-to-side and saying " I'm expecting an Acme bomb to drop out of the sky...

The hardware store erupt with laughter....

No kidding....

Ha-ha good story
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[Desert Rat]

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Toilet paper shortage


This cowboy is riding through the desert and he had to take a dump really bad.

Finally he stopped and took care of business under a thorny tree. Not having any paper he sat there

for a short time pondering his problem, when he spotted an Indian. He called out to the Indian

and asked him, "Hey what do you guys use out here, I don't have any toilet paper?"

The Indian replied, "Use a flat rock." The cowboy asked, "That works pretty good?".

the Indian said, "Yes, spread thin, dry fast."


Better than cactus right?

Be prepared.

[tsbservice]

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Toilet paper shortage


This cowboy is riding through the desert and he had to take a dump really bad.

Finally he stopped and took care of business under a thorny tree. Not having any paper he sat there

for a short time pondering his problem, when he spotted an Indian. He called out to the Indian

and asked him, "Hey what do you guys use out here, I don't have any toilet paper?"

The Indian replied, "Use a flat rock." The cowboy asked, "That works pretty good?".

the Indian said, "Yes, spread thin, dry fast."


Better than cactus right?

Be prepared.

Holy cr*p good joke...and true

[FrohnB]

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A man goes to the doctor with some pain.
The Doctor asks the man how bad his pain is on a scale of 1 to 10.
The man Replies, "Pi (π)".
The Doctor, looking confused, asks, "Pi?"
The man says, "Yeah, low level, but never ending."

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