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                          A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce. He asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

                          She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

                          "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

                          "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.

                          "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"



                          He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

                          "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

                          "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

                          "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."

                          "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

                          "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

                          Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

                          "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

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