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Re: Joke of the Day
Serious Health Warning, Not To Be Taken Lightly
Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us?
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, University of Montreal scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
( A ) Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens). In theory, by drinking enough beer, men would turn into women.
( B ) To test the theory, 100 men were asked to drink 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
( C ) It was observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued - over nothing. 2) Refused - to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained - weight.
4) Talked - excessively without making sense.
5) Became - overly emotional
6) Couldn't - drive.
7) Failed - to think rationally, and
8) Had - to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
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