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  • slimslob
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    #11251
    Humor in uniform
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    • slimslob
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      #11252
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      Answer, it is a camera

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      • slimslob
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        #11253
        The staff matters
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        • slimslob
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          #11254
          OOPS
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          • slimslob
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            #11255
            So true
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            • izzynut
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                • izzynut
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                  #11258
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                  • izzynut
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                    #11259
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                      #11260
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                      • izzynut
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                        #11261
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                        • izzynut
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                          #11262
                          A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

                          One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.

                          Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

                          "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer."



                          "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.

                          "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

                          "Oh, no, no", said the old lady.

                          "You see, my backyard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it, and say, 'O.K, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!'

                          "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!



                          Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

                          "Not everybody pays."

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                          • izzynut
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                            #11263


                            One day he arrives home looking downcast.





                            His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea.

                            As they sit down she says,









                            So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.

                            He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.

                            He turns to the brother-in-law and says,









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