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  • Iowatech
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    2,500+ Posts
    • Dec 2009
    • 3930
    #3706
    Re: Joke of the Day

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      • Iowatech
        Not a service manager

        2,500+ Posts
        • Dec 2009
        • 3930
        #3707
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Open the following links at your own peril.

        Still, How to compete to the utmost, and why it might not be entirely a bad thing to rest on your laurels.

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          • Lagonda
            Service Manager

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            • Aug 2008
            • 1649
            #3708
            Re: Joke of the Day

            How to spot the gullible people in your office.



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            At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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              • slimslob
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                • May 2013
                • 37408
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                  • ZOOTECH
                    Senior member of CRS

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                    • Jul 2007
                    • 3375
                    #3710
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    The Major League speed-eating record for bologna is 2.76 pounds in 6 minutes, held by Don Lerman.
                    Observers said they never sausage a feat as unbelievable as that!
                    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                      • gneebore
                        Senior Tech

                        500+ Posts
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 555
                        #3711
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Originally posted by ZOOTECH
                        The Major League speed-eating record for bologna is 2.76 pounds in 6 minutes, held by Don Lerman.
                        Observers said they never sausage a feat as unbelievable as that!
                        No matter how you slice it that is an impressive feat. Must have had the wurst case of indigestion afterwards though.

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                          • ZOOTECH
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                            • Jul 2007
                            • 3375
                            #3712
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Originally posted by gneebore
                            No matter how you slice it that is an impressive feat. Must have had the wurst case of indigestion afterwards though.
                            I ,almost, feel like vomiting.
                            "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                              • slimslob
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                                #3713
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                                  • Akitu
                                    Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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                                    • Oct 2010
                                    • 2595
                                    #3714
                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                    What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

                                    I've never heard an enzyme.
                                    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                                      • slimslob
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                                          • Iowatech
                                            Not a service manager

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                                            • Dec 2009
                                            • 3930
                                            #3716
                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                            How to talk to a mechanic.
                                            No need to describe the sobbing, I guess.
                                            Also, watch out for the IMF.

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                                              • slimslob
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                                                  • blackcat4866
                                                    Master Of The Obvious

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                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 22999
                                                    #3718
                                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                                    Originally posted by Iowatech
                                                    How to talk to a mechanic.
                                                    No need to describe the sobbing, I guess.
                                                    Also, watch out for the IMF.
                                                    I have always thought of the IMF in a different way ... acronym: AHC.

                                                    =^..^=
                                                    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                                                    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                                                    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                                                    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                                                    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                                                    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                                                    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                                                      • ZOOTECH
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                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                        • 3375
                                                        #3719
                                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                                        Why can't you trust an atom?
                                                        Because, they make up everything!
                                                        "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                                                          • slimslob
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