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  • slimslob
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    • May 2013
    • 36903
    #3796
    Re: Joke of the Day

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      • slimslob
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          • bob marley
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            • Jan 2012
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            #3798
            Re: Joke of the Day

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            Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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              • fixthecopier
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                • Apr 2008
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                #3799
                Re: Joke of the Day

                I just heard that someone was shot with a starter pistol at the local athletic track. Police think it was race related.
                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                  • slimslob
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                      • fixthecopier
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                        • 4714
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                        I just got home from a friend's funeral. He drown last week. I was surprised that all the relatives were furious about my floral arrangement that was in the shape of a life jacket. But as I told everyone, "It's what he would have wanted".
                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                          • fixthecopier
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                            • Apr 2008
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                            #3802
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                            Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
                            Nobody stands up
                            Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
                            Little Johnny stands up
                            Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
                            Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
                            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                              • Phil B.
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                                • Jul 2016
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                                #3803
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                Originally posted by fixthecopier
                                Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
                                Nobody stands up
                                Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
                                Little Johnny stands up
                                Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
                                Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
                                gotta love Little Johnny!

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                                  • mrwho
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                                    • Apr 2009
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                                    I almost had sex with a transvestite.

                                    Looked like a girl, talked like a girl, kissed like a girl.

                                    It was when she parked the car into the garage in reverse on the first try that I thought "Hold on a minute..."
                                    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                    Mascan42

                                    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                    Ibid

                                    I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                      • bob marley
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                                        • Jan 2012
                                        • 1339
                                        #3805
                                        Re: Joke of the Day

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                                        Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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                                          • slimslob
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                                            • May 2013
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                                            #3806
                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                            Originally posted by bob marley
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                                            Seen it before so I did not do no. 3.

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                                              • theengel
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                                                • Nov 2011
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                                                #3807
                                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                                I did #3

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                                                  • Copier Addict
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                                                    #3808
                                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                                    Originally posted by slimslob
                                                    Seen it before so I did not do no. 3.
                                                    All I saw was the improper use of "your". Lol

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                                                      • emujo2
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                                                        #3809
                                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                                        Originally posted by copier addict
                                                        All I saw was the improper use of "your". Lol
                                                        Your-belongs to you..Your House, your hair
                                                        You're- You Are. You're going to have to get to work on time, You're going to have to get a job..
                                                        Yore- stories and tales handed down over the ages. My grandfathers tales of yore are grate around the campfire

                                                        What's the issue? Emujo

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                                                          • Copier Addict
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                                                            • Jul 2013
                                                            • 14421
                                                            #3810
                                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                                            Originally posted by emujo2
                                                            Your-belongs to you..Your House, your hair
                                                            You're- You Are. You're going to have to get to work on time, You're going to have to get a job..
                                                            Yore- stories and tales handed down over the ages. My grandfathers tales of yore are grate around the campfire

                                                            What's the issue? Emujo
                                                            Well, if you think that "smiling right now" belongs to you, then I guess there is no issue. Lol

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