Joke of the Day

[bob marley]

Re: Joke of the Day

joke (2).jpg

[Phil B.]

Re: Joke of the Day

[ATTACH=CONFIG]37596[/ATTACH]

OH! So that's how they came up with Windows 10! now I understand!

[fixthecopier]

Re: Joke of the Day

I tried to remarry my ex wife. It fell through when she relized I was doing it to get my hands on my money.

[fixthecopier]

Re: Joke of the Day

My wife packed my bags and kicked me out of the house.
As I walked out the front door, she screamed,
"I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

[Metrofuser]

so, a midget psychic escaped from prison

..a small medium at large

[Lagonda]

Re: so, a midget psychic escaped from prison

..a small medium at large

That's a Two Ronnies joke

download.jpg

Two of the funnies men on TV

[slimslob]

Re: Joke of the Day

[NorthW]

Re: Joke of the Day

I wonder if my dog thinks the pizza delivery guy is my owner?

[slimslob]

Re: Joke of the Day

[slimslob]

Re: Joke of the Day

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 85-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...
Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose

[slimslob]

Re: Joke of the Day

BREAKING NEWS>>>>>>>>> NFL CUTS ONE TEAM<<<<<<<<<< The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate one team from the league. They've decided to combine Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs.They will be known as the TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string-

[Lagonda]

Re: Joke of the Day

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBTI bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.
If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?
Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?
And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers?
Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked?
How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?
What has this country come to when the Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?

Their Motto Will Be ...........???
"If You gotta pee - We gotta see!"

[slimslob]

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted on Facebook by gwaddle.

[bob marley]

Re: Joke of the Day

F J.jpg

[slimslob]

Re: Joke of the Day