Joke of the Day

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Iowatech
    Not a service manager

    2,500+ Posts
    • Dec 2009
    • 3930

    #3631
    Re: Joke of the Day

    2sign-2-1.jpg

    Comment

    • Soni Kusdiantoro
      Technician
      • Oct 2016
      • 12

      #3632
      Re: Joke of the Day

      Please help me, my canon IR 5050 need firmware color, cause i want make that machine colorfull.
      And one more, where can I put colour ink in IR 5050

      Comment

      • ZOOTECH
        Senior member of CRS

        Site Contributor
        2,500+ Posts
        • Jul 2007
        • 3375

        #3633
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Originally posted by Soni Kusdiantoro
        Please help me, my canon IR 5050 need firmware color, cause i want make that machine colorfull.
        And one more, where can I put colour ink in IR 5050
        Now, that is a joke of the day.
        "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

        Comment

        • TheBlueOrleans
          Trusted Tech

          100+ Posts
          • Aug 2012
          • 232

          #3634
          LANGUAGE WARNING for all the soft, offended flowers, or those who are at "work".

          Old joke (pun, you'll see), so it's probably been posted before by others sharper than I, but I just heard it said by Ed Byrne and it made me laugh so I'm passing it along:


          Three elderly women are sitting on a park bench.
          One says to the others "It's windy today."
          The second replies "No, it's Thursday."
          The third says "Me too, let's have a cup of tea."





          "It's funny, the simpler the thing, the more I'm fuckin' amused." - Rodney Rude
          (applies to me as well.)
          Somewhere there is a tree working hard to produce oxygen for you to live, NOW GO APOLOGIZE TO IT!

          Comment

          • roho
            Senior Tech

            500+ Posts
            • Mar 2009
            • 844

            #3635
            Re: Joke of the Day

            Originally Posted by Soni Kusdiantoro
            Please help me, my canon IR 5050 need firmware color, cause i want make that machine colorfull.
            And one more, where can I put colour ink in IR 5050



            Now, that is a joke of the day.

            Joke, I've freaking had that call! Customer wanted a bw machine converted to color. Said he had a service contract.

            Comment

            • NeoMatrix
              Senior Tech.

              2,500+ Posts
              • Nov 2010
              • 3513

              #3636
              Re: Joke of the Day

              Originally posted by roho
              Originally Posted by Soni Kusdiantoro
              Please help me, my canon IR 5050 need firmware color, cause i want make that machine colorfull.
              And one more, where can I put colour ink in IR 5050



              Now, that is a joke of the day.

              Joke, I've freaking had that call! Customer wanted a bw machine converted to color. Said he had a service contract.
              Who's screwing who in the service contract...?

              A loooong time ago I had a young lady(nice looking too) interpret the service contract agreement with a "hole" new meaning. She politely demand with great vigour that we give her a "hole" service like she deserved.

              Being a happily married man I never when back to that office. I believe some of the single sales guys made a lot of sales visits to that area.....

              Only to do sales of coarse...

              .... so I'm told.....







              (Sorry... I'm waffling in the joke post......)
              Last edited by NeoMatrix; 10-14-2016, 10:13 PM.
              Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
              •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

              Comment

              • nottoosharp
                Trusted Tech

                250+ Posts
                • Jul 2016
                • 266

                #3637
                Re: Joke of the Day




                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                Comment

                • slimslob
                  Retired

                  Site Contributor
                  25,000+ Posts
                  • May 2013
                  • 37411

                  #3638
                  Re: Joke of the Day

                  Comment

                  • slimslob
                    Retired

                    Site Contributor
                    25,000+ Posts
                    • May 2013
                    • 37411

                    #3639
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    Comment

                    • gneebore
                      Senior Tech

                      500+ Posts
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 555

                      #3640
                      Re: Joke of the Day

                      Originally posted by slimslob
                      I'm appropriating this a reposting somewhere else Thanks for the pun.

                      Comment

                      • slimslob
                        Retired

                        Site Contributor
                        25,000+ Posts
                        • May 2013
                        • 37411

                        #3641
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Originally posted by gneebore
                        I'm appropriating this a reposting somewhere else Thanks for the pun.
                        I got it from gwaddle on Facebook.

                        Comment

                        • slimslob
                          Retired

                          Site Contributor
                          25,000+ Posts
                          • May 2013
                          • 37411

                          #3642
                          Re: Joke of the Day

                          Comment

                          • slimslob
                            Retired

                            Site Contributor
                            25,000+ Posts
                            • May 2013
                            • 37411

                            #3643
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Comment

                            • SwisSeV
                              Trusted Tech

                              250+ Posts
                              • Jan 2016
                              • 307

                              #3644
                              Re: Joke of the Day

                              HhDOCwWQ53NUzR0PDykwu218pxSrDkEfIoxOEGXgxh4.jpg

                              Comment

                              • theengel
                                Service Manager

                                1,000+ Posts
                                • Nov 2011
                                • 1784

                                #3645
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                We could sure use some new jokes around here.

                                Comment

                                Working...