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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change???
They're going to see you naked anyway.

[izzynut]

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

[izzynut]

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out
of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

[izzynut]

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

[izzynut]

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?

[izzynut]

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Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?




Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

[davidmtupper]

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You're not as mad as they are, why do you think they told you that crap.

[izzynut]

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how did the man who made the first clock,
know what time it was?

[slimslob]

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