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A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
On her first day at the seniors’ complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:
The female sleeping quarters were out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.”
“Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
She continued,
“Anybody breaking the rule the second time will be fined $60.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.”
“Are there any questions?”
At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:
“How much for a season pass?”
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