Waddle Wisdom

[Ollie1981]

On the other hand, if you had an operational transporter, you'd probably transport people who annoyed you into cement walls or outer space. And then when you annoyed someone else with a transporter they would do that to you. No good can come from that, so it is probably a good thing that transporters don't exist.

Or transport the celebrity crush of your choice into your bedroom sans clothes (even despite the multiple restraining orders).

[Shadow1]

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I have noted that certain customers need anger management classes, and it's not generally beneficial for me to recommend they sign up for them.

[gwaddle]

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Waddle Wisdom:

If a woman is bored, be careful. That's when they remember all the stupid shit you did. Distract her with cupcakes and chocolate!!!!

[Hansoon]

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I'm disappointed. She's not saying: "I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy" ???

Hans

[igi]

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I'm disappointed. She's not saying: ???

Hans

maybe she is a dog person

[fixthecopier]

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If at first you don't succeed, and nobody saw you, you get a do over.

[HenryT2]

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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once !

[HenryT2]

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[HenryT2]

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These may have already been posted.......but,
they are still good .

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL ; UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING , BUT , THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[mjarbar]

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These may have already been posted.......but,
they are still good .

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

Both of these sound like an engineer I used to know

[Debs1964]

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Both of these sound like an engineer I used to know

I didn't realise we'd met LOL

[Tonerbomb]

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Both of these sound like an engineer I used to know

Sounds like something I heard from a manufacturer rep ...............................

[HenryT2]

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[igi]

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Hi all

is my theory correct i wonder?

ladies talk much because they got 2-pairs of lips

man think much because they got 2-heads

[CableGuy]

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Yes. I've only heard the trill sound used in Spanish/Portuguese languages, but there may be more.

We've got many languages represented here. General question: What languages use the trill sound?

Good old Afrikaans, They like to roll their R's, such a beautiful descriptive language