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Re: Manual 4you
At least it can beat itself up without any help!
This thread CANNOT DIE!!!!
SHADOW1!!! I will perforate you right in your repelling hatchet wound, you worthless meat wallet! From what I hear, you should not be allowed to own a dog, you sick fuck.
(With a little help from The Insult Generator)' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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Re: Manual 4you
I clicked refresh after, just to test out your theory... It then threw a fleshlight joke at me. I didn't even know how to react...
*Edit* I'm now convinced this is my bi-polar ex girlfriend. First refresh after the fleshlight joke and this is what it comes up with, "I saw you on Wednesday and oh my god I wanted to suck you in an awful way."Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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Re: Manual 4you
I very well could be for all I know. My family tree as far as we all know may as well be a shrub.
I refuse to click refresh anymore, it's coming on to me, I swear. I fully expect to see she-who-shall-not-be-named standing on my doorstep tomorrow with a look of desperation on her face... This is getting too real!
(Also, I happened to have taken screenshots of the funniest ones so far, just in case someone doesn't think the insult generator is capable of love).
I'm also taking this as a sign that Skynet is almost online, better go start preparing my nuclear robot war bunker...Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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Re: Manual 4you
Akitu, it would be most unfortunate if you were unrelentingly donkey punched and nobody was around to witness it.' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
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Re: Manual 4you
I found this one amusing and disturbing all together....
I don't want to have to explain to your boyfriend that you can't go to Christmas dinner because you got caught masturbating in Home Depot again."In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."
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Re: Manual 4you
It knows the kind of dark humour I enjoy. Check this pearl of wisdom I'm making a mental note of to use in real life:
"It's challenging to feel sorry for the cancer you're about to be diagnosed with."
Pure genius!' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
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