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  • Akitu
    Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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    2,500+ Posts
    • Oct 2010
    • 2595

    #481
    Re: Manual 4you

    Originally posted by mrwho
    Keeping with the turd theme,

    C25 - Probably the latest of a long line of plastic crap?
    A little late, but to add to the contention, the MX-C(rap)311 Sharp copier. I'm sure everyone remembers how EVERY new fuser practically blew up, and if you were one of the lucky ones that got the full life out of the fuser, you can bet the CCD in the scanner would be dead, and if not the CCD then the xfer belt would somehow perforate itself...

    To my knowledge the xfer belt was a problem unique to our machines here, but the other 2 were global.

    Also, 20.
    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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    • kyrenecopy
      Trusted Tech

      100+ Posts
      • Apr 2012
      • 205

      #482
      Re: Manual 4you

      I wonder how many techs are going to be in front of their computers this weekend just waiting for #499 so they can jump in and be #500 with some witty banter or some great picture or......................

      T minus 18 and counting
      Testing 1-2-3, testing, testing. Is this thing on?

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      • zed255
        How'd ya manage that?

        1,000+ Posts
        • Dec 2009
        • 1024

        #483
        Re: Manual 4you

        Wow. Closing in on a 500 post thread about everything and nothing all at once with well over 300 likes to boot!

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        • Shadow1
          Service Manager

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          • Sep 2008
          • 1642

          #484
          Re: Manual 4you

          Originally posted by kyrenecopy
          I wonder how many techs are going to be in front of their computers this weekend just waiting for #499 so they can jump in and be #500 with some witty banter or some great picture or......................

          T minus 18 and counting
          I'm betting the thread will reach 498 and will sit there for a long time because nobody wants to be a springboard for someone else to claim 500. I'm also betting 500 will be something lame like "500!" or "I got it... 500 whoo-hoo!" just so they get it quick and nobody steals the coveted spot.

          T-minus 16...
          73 DE W5SSJ

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          • Llama God
            Service Manager

            1,000+ Posts
            • Mar 2009
            • 1353

            #485
            Re: Manual 4you

            I think that you may be overestimating the importance of getting that 500th post.

            Of course I might be saying that as a double bluff, feigning indifference regarding this coveted landmark.

            Or not.

            15....

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            • Llama God
              Service Manager

              1,000+ Posts
              • Mar 2009
              • 1353

              #486
              Re: Manual 4you

              Honestly though, I've got a semi-on for that 500th post...

              13....

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              • Shadow1
                Service Manager

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                • Sep 2008
                • 1642

                #487
                Re: Manual 4you

                Originally posted by Llama God
                I think that you may be overestimating the importance of getting that 500th post.
                Shall we consume the space between here and there with useless banter regarding the sort of social deficiencies present in a person who would feel the need for such a mindless and pitiful trophy, or would you rather debate the reverse-psychology and inevitable underhanded tactics that will be used to obtain this goal?


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                Last edited by Shadow1; 07-21-2012, 01:58 AM. Reason: Math...
                73 DE W5SSJ

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                • Llama God
                  Service Manager

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                  • Mar 2009
                  • 1353

                  #488
                  Re: Manual 4you

                  Originally posted by Shadow1
                  Shall we consume the space between here and there with useless banter regarding the sort of social deficiencies present in a person who would feel the need for such a mindless and pitiful trophy, or would you rather debate the reverse-psychology and inevitable underhanded tactics that will be used to obtain this goal?


                  13...
                  Damn, you noticed!

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                  • Shadow1
                    Service Manager

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                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1642

                    #489
                    Re: Manual 4you

                    Originally posted by Llama God
                    Damn, you noticed!
                    Maybe I should just reply with smileys and nonsensical comments to eat up the space. Mind you it's not that I want to give 500 away, but it would be almost as much fun to piss everybody else off when they see the last 20 slots disappeared whilst they were asleep at the switch.

                    11...
                    73 DE W5SSJ

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                    • Llama God
                      Service Manager

                      1,000+ Posts
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 1353

                      #490
                      Re: Manual 4you

                      Originally posted by Shadow1
                      Maybe I should just reply with smileys and nonsensical comments to eat up the space. Mind you it's not that I want to give 500 away, but it would be almost as much fun to piss everybody else off when they see the last 20 slots disappeared whilst they were asleep at the switch.

                      11...
                      In the words of the great Ozzy Osbourne, "It's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose."

                      10....
                      Last edited by Llama God; 07-21-2012, 02:19 AM. Reason: Trigger-happy tosser

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                      • Shadow1
                        Service Manager

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                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1642

                        #491
                        Re: Manual 4you

                        Originally posted by Llama God
                        In the words of the great Ozzy Osbourne, "It's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose."

                        10....
                        You're talking about Ozzy...Don't you mean something more like: "ILnof uAY... Games. ISSSssss in ooze"
                        73 DE W5SSJ

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                        • Llama God
                          Service Manager

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                          • Mar 2009
                          • 1353

                          #492
                          Re: Manual 4you

                          Originally posted by Shadow1
                          You're talking about Ozzy...Don't you mean something more like: "ILnof uAY... Games. ISSSssss in ooze"

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                          • Shadow1
                            Service Manager

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                            • Sep 2008
                            • 1642

                            #493
                            Re: Manual 4you

                            Now I remember why I never liked Ozzy.

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                            73 DE W5SSJ

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                            • kingpd@businessprints.net
                              Senior Tech

                              500+ Posts
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 921

                              #494
                              Re: Manual 4you

                              I have several computers in the office here...I could probably pre-type a post and run really quick to hit the submit buttons...

                              ...6

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                              • mojorolla
                                The Wolf

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                                • Jan 2010
                                • 2583

                                #495
                                Re: Manual 4you

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