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  • Kidaver
    Ghoulscout

    500+ Posts
    • Apr 2011
    • 912
    #421
    Re: Manual 4you

    They will tell tales of your mindlessness long after you drown.
    "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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      • ZOOTECH
        Senior member of CRS

        Site Contributor
        2,500+ Posts
        • Jul 2007
        • 3375
        #422
        Re: Manual 4you

        How appropriate that this has become the "Insult" thread.
        "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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          • Kidaver
            Ghoulscout

            500+ Posts
            • Apr 2011
            • 912
            #423
            Re: Manual 4you

            Well I did google some compliment generators.....they were not quite as amusing...
            "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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              • mrwho
                Major Asshole!

                Site Contributor
                2,500+ Posts
                • Apr 2009
                • 4299
                #424
                Re: Manual 4you

                Originally posted by ZOOTECH
                How appropriate that this has become the "Insult" thread.
                Didn't it start that way?

                Oh, I remember now: We should direct these insults at Manual 4You!

                Manual 4You, I would kill you, but then the title of "most monstrously hideous twatwaffle alive" would pass on to someone else.

                There!
                ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                Mascan42

                'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                Ibid

                I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                  • ZOOTECH
                    Senior member of CRS

                    Site Contributor
                    2,500+ Posts
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 3375
                    #425
                    Re: Manual 4you

                    Originally posted by kyrenecopy
                    Is there going to be a prize for whoever posts the 500th post in this thread?
                    Any predictions when that 500th post will be now that it's "insult" time?
                    My guess is 7/14/2012 in the afternoon (GMT).
                    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                      • Shadow1
                        Service Manager

                        Site Contributor
                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1642
                        #426
                        Re: Manual 4you

                        Originally posted by mrwho
                        "most monstrously hideous twatwaffle alive"
                        Interesting / Distrubing mental image...

                        Had to check urbandictionary.com to find out what a twatwaffle was... too easy to get sidetracked there saying things like "people actually do that" "Eeew..." and "Hey, I wanna try that"
                        73 DE W5SSJ

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                          • mrwho
                            Major Asshole!

                            Site Contributor
                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 4299
                            #427
                            Re: Manual 4you

                            Originally posted by Shadow1
                            Interesting / Distrubing mental image...

                            Had to check urbandictionary.com to find out what a twatwaffle was... too easy to get sidetracked there saying things like "people actually do that" "Eeew..." and "Hey, I wanna try that"
                            I did it too and was surprised to find out that is a real word - I thought it was one of those made-up words to make people stop and think "what the heck I've been just called??!?"
                            ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                            Mascan42

                            'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                            Ibid

                            I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                              • mrwho
                                Major Asshole!

                                Site Contributor
                                2,500+ Posts
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 4299
                                #428
                                Re: Manual 4you

                                Originally posted by Akitu
                                I clicked it, and immediately burst into tears as I saw the most heart wrenching, tear jerking insult ever thrown at me. "Error 07: Undefined unbelievable variable on line 1395."
                                Got a better one - "Error 07: Undefined fucking variable on line 1395." Honest!
                                ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                Mascan42

                                'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                Ibid

                                I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                  • Tonerbomb
                                    AutoMajical Resolutionist

                                    Site Contributor
                                    2,500+ Posts
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 2589
                                    #429
                                    Re: Manual 4you

                                    Originally posted by Shadow1
                                    Hmmm... It must be love.

                                    You can have one of mine: "Go stroke yourself, you felch swilling, Jewish, pedantic, uppity, psychotic cousin-porking librarian-drilling bag of douche."
                                    Originally posted by Akitu
                                    You must have started that quote before my edit. My jaw remains on the floor. I'm afraid to click refresh again, lest it give out my full name, address and bank PIN.
                                    Originally posted by Shadow1
                                    Perhaps you're my long lost cousin...
                                    The thought that you 2 could be related in some deliverance kind of way is quite disturbing!!!
                                    Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                                      • Shadow1
                                        Service Manager

                                        Site Contributor
                                        1,000+ Posts
                                        • Sep 2008
                                        • 1642
                                        #430
                                        Re: Manual 4you

                                        Originally posted by Tonerbomb
                                        The thought that you 2 could be related in some deliverance kind of way is quite disturbing!!!
                                        Quite disturbing to be thought of in a Deliverance kind of way...Akitu I hereby disown and disinherit you. You're no longer part of the family.
                                        73 DE W5SSJ

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                                          • mjarbar
                                            #431
                                            Re: Manual 4you

                                            sgt maj Hartman fmj.jpg

                                            Holy flying white shit, numbnuts. Are you getting fucked by a janitor in Bolivia...The Insult Generator

                                            Somehow the two just seemed to go together...

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                                              • mrwho
                                                Major Asshole!

                                                Site Contributor
                                                2,500+ Posts
                                                • Apr 2009
                                                • 4299
                                                #432
                                                Re: Manual 4you

                                                Nice idea - get an insult and match it with an apropriate picture!


                                                You, sir, are an idiotic pile of shit.
                                                ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                                Mascan42

                                                'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                                Ibid

                                                I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                                  • Akitu
                                                    Legendary Frost Spec Tech

                                                    Site Contributor
                                                    2,500+ Posts
                                                    • Oct 2010
                                                    • 2595
                                                    #433
                                                    Re: Manual 4you

                                                    Originally posted by Shadow1
                                                    Quite disturbing to be thought of in a Deliverance kind of way...Akitu I hereby disown and disinherit you. You're no longer part of the family.
                                                    Tragedy of tragedies, I guess I'll take my banjo and leave then...
                                                    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                                                      • Tonerbomb
                                                        AutoMajical Resolutionist

                                                        Site Contributor
                                                        2,500+ Posts
                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 2589
                                                        #434
                                                        Re: Manual 4you

                                                        Originally posted by Akitu
                                                        Tragedy of tragedies, I guess I'll take my banjo and leave then...
                                                        WTF?? I make 1 Deliverance referance and the thread shuts down..................... screw the insult generator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                        Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                                                          • Llama God
                                                            Service Manager

                                                            1,000+ Posts
                                                            • Mar 2009
                                                            • 1353
                                                            #435
                                                            Re: Manual 4you

                                                            Originally posted by Tonerbomb
                                                            WTF?? I make 1 Deliverance referance and the thread shuts down..................... screw the insult generator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                            I'm back and things have moved on apace. Deliverance is 110 minutes of brilliance, nobody can fuck with it (unless they squeal.)

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