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  • kingpd@businessprints.net
    Senior Tech

    500+ Posts
    • Feb 2008
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    #106
    Re: Manual 4you

    How much ya wanna bet sweet.persona is really Paul just fuckin with us?

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    • Shadow1
      Service Manager

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      • Sep 2008
      • 1642

      #107
      Re: Manual 4you

      Well, it sure has been an interesting thread. Let's see how much more trouble I can stir up.

      I now present myself as a target for the longest multi-quote reply record holder...

      Originally posted by Akitu
      Take me out to the forums
      I'll stand in front of a crowd!
      Buy me some popcorn... Err... Cracker jacks
      I don't care if Aab1 ever comes back
      It's frim, frim, frimwar for Zaza
      If Paul's not trashed it's a shame
      For it's one! Two! Three vacuumed farts
      In the rants and raves!


      For the sake of clarification, that wasn't a shot at you Paul, but it seems to be the case that once every few weeks someone calls you out...
      That was painful...

      ...and I learned my lesson after vacuuming the first fart.

      Originally posted by kingpd@businessprints.net
      Hehe...I figured this would be ongoing from last night so I came prepared and brought a bowl and bag of popcorn from home with me this morning.

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      Before anyone asks me for a PWS tool, no I don't work for Xerox and don't have one (wish I did though)...for some reason we have a lot of xerox boxes of paper right now.

      As for nuts in the corn, he was probably thinking caramel popcorn which my mother makes the best caramel popcorn ever with peanuts or when for me with cashews by special request. And I've seen gourmet popcorn with all kinds of delicious little evils, like chocolate drizzled on them...but I know what you're saying...butter popcorn is the expected norm b/c that's what we eat when watching a movie.

      Well time to turn the TV...I mean computer monitor off for now...
      I'll take my popcorn with regular old butter and salt, and an order of cashews on the side - more salt... the doc will love my blood pressure after that.

      Originally posted by Akitu
      I think I'm almost out of popcorn, anyone have some to share? This is starting to get good.
      We probably need to move this down to some centrally located sports bar and commandeer their big screen TV and Wi-Fi. May have to break down and order up some hot-wings after we steal all their beer-nuts.

      Originally posted by Akitu
      There seem to have been some VERY interesting passages from the bible that are often overlooked by those who try to use it as a tool to justify their selfish actions "in the name of the Lord", but that's another debate for another bucket of popcorn...
      Why not toss it in here - see if we can also set a record for the longest thread... Can anyone tell me the other half of this sentence - "Judge not least ye shall be judged..." (Hint: That was Mat 7:1)

      Originally posted by manuals4you
      Having a manual does not a technician make. I've been dealing with these manuals for over 10 years and I don't know the first thing about repairing copiers. Back in the day when I was out in the field, I worked on printers and PC's. Yes, I sell to the retail world where a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. I also keep the independents in business as well as they have no source for manuals. I also have many manufacturer's as customer's as they buy competitor's manuals to see their technology. My first loyalty has always been to the independent tech and always will be. So mind your own business because you know zippo about mine.

      Paul@justmanuals.com
      Hmmm... Shakespeare... I don't know the first thing about repairing copiers... dangerous thing... industrial spy... zippo business.
      Yup - the message was clear and straightforward.

      Originally posted by mojorolla
      If you think about it, Paul is probably generating business for us.
      I have billed many customers who bought a manual, dug into the machine and botched it all to hell, then had to call me to fix it.
      All right, I gotta give you props for this one.

      Originally posted by Tonerbomb
      popcorn,peanuts,crackerjacks,toffee, butterscotch and caramel(not that F'ed up frenchie stuff). The star spangled banner, biblical and political referances, red cards, green cards. I may cancel cable tv cause there ain't anything better to watch than sweet.persona challenging AAB1 for the title of "King of the Shit storms!!!!"

      I think I'll have a beer and watch awhile longer!!!!
      We've graduated to beer now... this really is getting good.

      Originally posted by sweet.persona
      hi friend tonirbonb There are NO similarities between me and AAB1 --------AAB1 it is Printer INKJET engineer and i am an great Copier ENGINEER !! the printer it's just game for me but i am repairing the ADVANCE IR6065 and IR6000 and IR3300 !!!and that's not easy!!!by the way i am the first and the best of the best Technicien in my country and all the peopls here know me and my abilities Scientific!! and i hope in the futur to go in MEMPHIS TN and work there and be the best tech. -----------thank you in advance.
      Can anybody else make sense of this???

      Originally posted by kingpd@businessprints.net
      How much ya wanna bet sweet.persona is really Paul just fuckin with us?
      I got $5.00 against - it takes a really smart person to play that stupid.
      73 DE W5SSJ

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      • mjarbar

        #108
        Re: Manual 4you

        Originally posted by Shadow1
        Well, it sure has been an interesting thread. Let's see how much more trouble I can stir up.

        We probably need to move this down to some centrally located sports bar and commandeer their big screen TV and Wi-Fi. May have to break down and order up some hot-wings after we steal all their beer-nuts.
        Watching Man V Food I have seen a nice resturant / bar in Memphis, Tn that does some really nice ribs. Any takers???

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        • kingpd@businessprints.net
          Senior Tech

          500+ Posts
          • Feb 2008
          • 921

          #109
          Re: Manual 4you

          haha...you should check out printplanet.com It's a printing forum.

          There's two guys on there that are famous for these kinds of long quotes.

          Someone writes a book in a post (not I) and they feel the need to quote every sentence in a separate bubble with one or two sentences of their own response.

          What's even more hilarious is one guy is a konica minolta lover and the other a xerox lover and they go head to head all the time...really entertaining.

          Originally posted by Shadow1
          Well, it sure has been an interesting thread. Let's see how much more trouble I can stir up.

          I now present myself as a target for the longest multi-quote reply record holder...



          That was painful...

          ...and I learned my lesson after vacuuming the first fart.



          I'll take my popcorn with regular old butter and salt, and an order of cashews on the side - more salt... the doc will love my blood pressure after that.



          We probably need to move this down to some centrally located sports bar and commandeer their big screen TV and Wi-Fi. May have to break down and order up some hot-wings after we steal all their beer-nuts.



          Why not toss it in here - see if we can also set a record for the longest thread... Can anyone tell me the other half of this sentence - "Judge not least ye shall be judged..." (Hint: That was Mat 7:1)



          Hmmm... Shakespeare... I don't know the first thing about repairing copiers... dangerous thing... industrial spy... zippo business.
          Yup - the message was clear and straightforward.



          All right, I gotta give you props for this one.



          We've graduated to beer now... this really is getting good.



          Can anybody else make sense of this???



          I got $5.00 against - it takes a really smart person to play that stupid.

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          • Akitu
            Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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            • Oct 2010
            • 2595

            #110
            Re: Manual 4you

            I think I deserve an honorable mention in here for being multi-quoted 3 times. WHERE'S MY COOKIE!?

            As to the hot wings idea, I'd give it a resounding "Hell yes!", who doesn't like hot wings?

            The song rendition was painful, but in my defense it was first thing in the morning.

            I'll reserve my special passages for a day when they're required. Not looking to start WWIII over who has the better invisible friend.
            Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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            • mojorolla
              The Wolf

              2,500+ Posts
              • Jan 2010
              • 2594

              #111
              Re: Manual 4you

              cookie.jpg


              Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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              • Akitu
                Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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                • Oct 2010
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                #112
                Re: Manual 4you

                Originally posted by mojorolla
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                Score!!
                Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                • kingpd@businessprints.net
                  Senior Tech

                  500+ Posts
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 921

                  #113
                  Re: Manual 4you

                  Is this a daytime soap channel or the cooking channel?

                  popcorn, soda, caramel, butterscotch, toffee, milk, cream, sugar, butter, and cookies, oh my!


                  With all of us glued to this forum it's a wonder any copiers are getting fixed out there...

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                  • Akitu
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                    #114
                    Re: Manual 4you

                    Originally posted by kingpd@businessprints.net
                    Is this a daytime soap channel or the cooking channel?

                    popcorn, soda, caramel, butterscotch, toffee, milk, cream, sugar, butter, and cookies, oh my!


                    With all of us glued to this forum it's a wonder any copiers are getting fixed out there...
                    Now all we need are some inside stock tips and we could feel like a Martha Stewart forum...
                    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                    • mjarbar

                      #115
                      Re: Manual 4you

                      Originally posted by kingpd@businessprints.net
                      Is this a daytime soap channel or the cooking channel?

                      popcorn, soda, caramel, butterscotch, toffee, milk, cream, sugar, butter, and cookies, oh my!


                      With all of us glued to this forum it's a wonder any copiers are getting fixed out there...
                      you forgot the ribs!!! and no the copiers aren't

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                      • kingpd@businessprints.net
                        Senior Tech

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                        • Feb 2008
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                        #116
                        Re: Manual 4you

                        Stock tip: I hear King Office Solutions is doing very well. It's a AAA+++ buy buy buy!

                        Originally posted by Akitu
                        Now all we need are some inside stock tips and we could feel like a Martha Stewart forum...

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                        • Akitu
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                          #117
                          Re: Manual 4you

                          Originally posted by kingpd@businessprints.net
                          Stock tip: I hear King Office Solutions is doing very well. It's a AAA+++ buy buy buy!
                          It's a good thing.
                          Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                          • Shadow1
                            Service Manager

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                            • Sep 2008
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                            #118
                            Re: Manual 4you

                            Originally posted by mjarbar
                            you forgot the ribs!!! and no the copiers aren't
                            and the hot-wings!
                            73 DE W5SSJ

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                            • mrwho
                              Major Asshole!

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                              #119
                              Re: Manual 4you

                              Originally posted by Shadow1
                              and the hot-wings!
                              Don't forget the onion rings! \o/
                              ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                              Mascan42

                              'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                              Ibid

                              I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                              • DWise
                                Senior Tech

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                                • Apr 2010
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                                #120
                                Re: Manual 4you

                                Originally posted by mrwho
                                Don't forget the onion rings! \o/
                                I prefer fried jalapeno peppers!
                                Do for one what you wished you could do for everyone. - Andy Stanley

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