The random thought thread

[fixthecopier]

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Who's job is it to teach the deer to read those signs? They're not doing a very good job. =^..^=

Well that's why they use pictures on the signs. Everybody knows deer can't read.

[fixthecopier]

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Reason number 7, Cats are Assholes...

They are always mocking us.

http://i.imgur.com/o4UNNtQ.gifv

[Iowatech]

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One reason the Millenium Falcon could look the way it does:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/co...kes_sense_now/

Open the link at your own peril. Also, some comments in the discussion may not be safe for work.

[slimslob]

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CAT BURGLAR

[fixthecopier]

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I entered a contest with my friend. The grand prize was a lifetime supply of body lotion. I don't mind my friend winning, it's him always rubbing it in that bothers me.

[Iowatech]

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Back in the day when I was probably in the Reserves, I was no closer to home station that 75 miles. So I had to hit the road pretty early, and I mostly listened to energetic music like this then:

to stay awake while on the road.
I have drain the used coffee reservoir a lot more now than I did then. What's up with that?

[fixthecopier]

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[slimslob]

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[fixthecopier]

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A new supermarket opened near my house.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
And, just before the mister turns on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying on the stove.
The veggie department features the smell of freshly buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore

[fixthecopier]

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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...You can hide but you can't run!

[TheBlueOrleans]

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I'm listening to way too much Doug Loves Movies while doing online training.

"I'm like Bulgaria. Just go with it, assholes!"
-Bert Kreischer

"We know we weren't your first choice, but the ticket was cheaper!" ... "60% of our tourism comes from people who can't spell 'Belgium'."
-Geoff Tate

[fixthecopier]

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I was having second thoughts about my brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

[TheBlueOrleans]

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SCIENCE!

(caution, not appropriate for those with epilepsy)
(note: send to people you want to annoy)
(sidebar: have the volume on for full effect)
(p.s.: means post script)
(I have nothing of import to add at all, usually)

[SwisSeV]

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NASA is hiring for open Mars positions.
nasa-recruit-mars-posters-04.jpg

Maybe there is a future for us techs after all.

[fixthecopier]

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Kids today...