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  • Sgt. Hulka
    Technician

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    50+ Posts
    • Jun 2005
    • 95
    #1

    The random thought thread

    Do you have a random thought? post it here, I'll start with...


    I'm really hungry but I don't know what I want.
    Who wants a Hulka Burger?
    Tags: alt, debs, froze, hot, pattern, post, random, set, size, standard, start
    • ZOOTECH
      Senior member of CRS

      Site Contributor
      2,500+ Posts
      • Jul 2007
      • 3374
      #2
      Re: The random thought thread

      Random thoughts......random thoughts......random thoughts......random thoughts......random thoughts......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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        • blackcat4866
          Master Of The Obvious

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          10,000+ Posts
          • Jul 2007
          • 22929
          #3
          Re: The random thought thread

          They're all random. There's no real pattern I can identify. =^..^=
          If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
          1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
          2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
          3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
          4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
          5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

          blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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            • Shadow
              PHD in Sh!t Disturbing

              250+ Posts
              • Sep 2011
              • 455
              #4
              Re: The random thought thread

              cheese burger, french fries, coffee and donuts...............................mmmmmmmmmmmmm m dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              $hit Happens - Deal with it and move on.....................................sigpic....................................Lock & Load

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                • Iowatech
                  Not a service manager

                  2,500+ Posts
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 3930
                  #5
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  I got a haircut recently, unfortunately the shirt I was wearing collects hair clippings in the collar to the point where it is uncomfortable to wear for three or four standard laundry cycles. Anybody have any laundry tips for that? I'm not ready to set it on fire yet.

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                    • blackcat4866
                      Master Of The Obvious

                      Site Contributor
                      10,000+ Posts
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 22929
                      #6
                      Re: The random thought thread

                      Originally posted by Iowatech
                      I got a haircut recently, unfortunately the shirt I was wearing collects hair clippings in the collar to the point where it is uncomfortable to wear for three or four standard laundry cycles. Anybody have any laundry tips for that? I'm not ready to set it on fire yet.

                      Grow less hair. That's what I do.

                      I can't say that it was a conscious choice ... =^..^=
                      If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                      1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                      2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                      3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                      4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                      5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                      blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                        • mojorolla
                          The Wolf

                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 2569
                          #7
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          -The signs on storefronts often say "No shirt, no shoes, no service". Tomorrow I am buying groceries without pants.

                          -I drive home on the parkway and parked in my driveway.

                          -Why is color developer SO expensive compared to black?

                          -I think back order is just a nice way of saying "Tough shit; try finding it elsewhere".

                          -Why are the Kardashians famous? What a bunch of talentless hacks!

                          -Remember when MTV played actual music videos and VH1 played crappy music videos?

                          -Are you really surprised that big brother is watching you?

                          -I love magnetic screwdrivers.

                          -The Bush administration: wtf was that all about? The Obama administration: wtf is this all about?. 16 years of complete fuckery.

                          -The last disease cured by mankind was Polio in 1955, 58 YEARS AGO! With all the advances we have made, we can't cure ANY of this shit? Got a pill for limp dicks and balding but cancer is stilling fuckin with us. At least I'll die rock hard and hairy when 4 forms of cancer take me; and that's if diabetes, lupus, malaria, HIV, or MS don't get to me first.

                          -Two words: work ethic. Get some.


                          Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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                            • ZOOTECH
                              Senior member of CRS

                              Site Contributor
                              2,500+ Posts
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 3374
                              #8
                              Re: The random thought thread

                              Originally posted by mojorolla

                              -The last disease cured by mankind was Polio in 1955, 58 YEARS AGO! With all the advances we have made, we can't cure ANY of this shit? Got a pill for limp dicks and balding but cancer is stilling fuckin with us. At least I'll die rock hard and hairy when 4 forms of cancer take me; and that's if diabetes, lupus, malaria, HIV, or MS don't get to me first.

                              -Two words: work ethic. Get some.


                              Why would the large pharmaceuticals want a cure (no more patients), when they can keep selling a medicine to help with the symptoms?
                              "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                                • sdrawkcab
                                  Confused & Bewildered

                                  250+ Posts
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 317
                                  #9
                                  Re: The random thought thread

                                  I wonder if anyone will start a random thought thread.
                                  Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints

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                                    • Ctl-Alt-Del
                                      Trusted Tech

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                                      250+ Posts
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 430
                                      #10
                                      Re: The random thought thread

                                      I'd rather "pull out"

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                                        • fixthecopier
                                          ALIEN OVERLORD

                                          2,500+ Posts
                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 4714
                                          #11
                                          Re: The random thought thread

                                          Originally posted by Iowatech
                                          I got a haircut recently, unfortunately the shirt I was wearing collects hair clippings in the collar to the point where it is uncomfortable to wear for three or four standard laundry cycles. Anybody have any laundry tips for that? I'm not ready to set it on fire yet.
                                          Next time, take off all of your clothes before getting in barbers chair. You have to keep changing barbers, but your clothes stay clean.
                                          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                            • gwaddle
                                              Senior Tech

                                              500+ Posts
                                              • May 2009
                                              • 782
                                              #12
                                              Re: The random thought thread

                                              Does anything taste better than that first Oreo after not having any for several months. I think not.

                                              I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                                                • xeroid
                                                  Document Technologies Pro

                                                  100+ Posts
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 148
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The random thought thread

                                                  I really hope I can get affordable healthcare this year.

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                                                    • Akitu
                                                      Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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                                                      • Oct 2010
                                                      • 2595
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: The random thought thread

                                                      Originally posted by blackcat4866
                                                      Grow less hair. That's what I do.

                                                      I can't say that it was a conscious choice ... =^..^=
                                                      As a male in my early twenties already starting to do the same thing, I can attest to the obvious in that it's not a conscious choice.
                                                      Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                                                        • Rob Sandberg
                                                          Trusted Tech

                                                          250+ Posts
                                                          • Jul 2008
                                                          • 275
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: The random thought thread

                                                          Why?

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