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  • fixthecopier
    ALIEN OVERLORD

    2,500+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 4714
    #76
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by gwaddle
    I will pass on the photographic evidence and take his word. I must say, I probably had other people in mind, on the other hand it was a random thought, so who knows.

    Well, you were not specific, and I was being a team player and trying to spread a little happiness. Also if you deliver toner naked, it saves time. People are willing to meet you at your truck so you don't have to get out and come in.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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      • sdrawkcab
        Confused & Bewildered

        250+ Posts
        • Jun 2009
        • 317
        #77
        Re: The random thought thread

        Can 3D printers fix themselves?
        Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints

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          • Shadow1
            Service Manager

            Site Contributor
            1,000+ Posts
            • Sep 2008
            • 1642
            #78
            Re: The random thought thread

            Originally posted by sdrawkcab
            Can 3D printers fix themselves?
            Scary thought... Von Neumann Machines.
            73 DE W5SSJ

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              • 10871087
                Service Manager

                1,000+ Posts
                • Jan 2005
                • 1143
                #79
                Re: The random thought thread

                They fuck you at the drive-through, they FUCK YOU at the DRIVE-THOUGH!
                Last edited by 10871087; 07-22-2013, 06:39 PM.

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                  • Jules Winfield
                    Senior Tech

                    500+ Posts
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 821
                    #80
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by 10871087
                    They fuck you at the drive-through, they FUCK YOU at the DRIVE-THOUGH!
                    I'm always nice to fast food workers even if they get my order wrong. I'm not trying to piss off some guy who could potentially smear semen all over the inside of my bacon double cheeseburger...
                    But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.

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                      • Aneurysm
                        Administrator

                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 1029
                        #81
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Originally posted by Jules Winfield
                        I'm always nice to fast food workers even if they get my order wrong. I'm not trying to piss off some guy who could potentially smear semen all over the inside of my bacon double cheeseburger...

                        Funny you should mention that: Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Sandwich Bread; Another Freezes His Urine At Work (PHOTOS)
                        "Remain calm. All is well." -Chip Diller, Nov 1963

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                          • HenryT2
                            Senior Tech

                            500+ Posts
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 962
                            #82
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            Carbs.jpg
                            "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
                            God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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                              • mjarbar
                                #83
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                Tiger on catnip...

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                                  • robscopyr
                                    Technician

                                    50+ Posts
                                    • Mar 2009
                                    • 54
                                    #84
                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                    Why does asparagas make your pee stink?

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                                      • fixthecopier
                                        ALIEN OVERLORD

                                        2,500+ Posts
                                        • Apr 2008
                                        • 4714
                                        #85
                                        Re: The random thought thread

                                        Originally posted by robscopyr
                                        Why does asparagas make your pee stink?
                                        Point it down, you won't get pee in your nose.
                                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                          • ZOOTECH
                                            Senior member of CRS

                                            Site Contributor
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                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 3374
                                            #86
                                            Re: The random thought thread

                                            "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                                              • Jules Winfield
                                                Senior Tech

                                                500+ Posts
                                                • Jul 2009
                                                • 821
                                                #87
                                                Re: The random thought thread

                                                I didn't know Oscar the Grouch had his Cannabis Card...
                                                But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.

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                                                  • fixthecopier
                                                    ALIEN OVERLORD

                                                    2,500+ Posts
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 4714
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                                    Originally posted by Jules Winfield
                                                    I didn't know Oscar the Grouch had his Cannabis Card...
                                                    Looks like he is made of nugs.
                                                    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                                      • ZOOTECH
                                                        Senior member of CRS

                                                        Site Contributor
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                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                        • 3374
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: The random thought thread

                                                        Originally posted by fixthecopier
                                                        Looks like he is made of nugs.
                                                        What ever works, right?
                                                        "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                                                          • nmfaxman
                                                            Service Manager

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                                                            • Feb 2008
                                                            • 1702
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: The random thought thread

                                                            Be it a hooker or a girlfriend, they all cost money.

                                                            The only difference is getting lucky or getting services rendered.
                                                            Why do they call it common sense?

                                                            If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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