The random thought thread

[NeoMatrix]

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.............Yaawwwwn.... coffee break....... I hate end of year TAX.....

I should be doing TAX but I appear to spending more time on CTN......
I'm gonna have to knock out the NIC cable, if I'm going to make my accountants deadline this week.

Everyone STOP talking so I can get my TAX done......

[ZOOTECH]

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"if fitness came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body."'
Quoting, Cher.

[slimslob]

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AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.

THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.

[fixthecopier]

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Limited Edition Technician Tees/Hoodies | Teespring

[fixthecopier]

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I also liked this one a lot

[Iowatech]

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I didn't know Scott Adams (the man responsible for the cartoon "Dilbert") was also a hypnotist:
(He also uses that to talk about Donald Trump often, it seems.)
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/128267369491/the-tells-for-cognitive-dissonance#_=_

[Tonerbomb]

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So why do random thoughts trigger flashbacks to other random thoughts????????????????????????????????

[ZOOTECH]

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So why do random thoughts trigger flashbacks to other random thoughts????????????????????????????????

It's part of the continuum?

[NeoMatrix]

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So why do random thoughts trigger flashbacks to other random thoughts????????????????????????????????

Picking the wrong mushrooms as a kid, so I'm told..... so I'm told.......

.... I wouldn't really know.

I just had "so I'm told" flash before my eyes.....


(FYI,it's Friday, never take me serious on Fridays especially around beer o'clock.)

[fixthecopier]

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[atwageman]

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Hmmm. This hotel bed is really clean. Time to change that. I can scream as loud as I want, and nobody will hear me.

[ZOOTECH]

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I had a great idea when I got up this morning, but now I can't recall what it was.
Why is it that you have no trouble remembering that you forgot something...
but, you can never remember what you forgot?!?

[Iowatech]

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What they don't teach you in school:
The Stuff They Don't Teach You In School - Ned Hardy | Ned Hardy
Standard warning for most of the links that I share here: follow that link at your own peril. (Also, there is one image here that may not be compatible with some work environments, so take care.)

[gwaddle]

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Random thought for the day:


As I was mowing this afternoon, I saw all the local Robins and other birds, but mostly Robins, coming in to search for an easy afternoon snack, I realized something. In the spring, at least here in the states, we welcome the sight of the first Robin of spring. We enjoy the sight and sound of them. So nice.


However, did you ever think of the poor worm family? To them it's a hoard of giant ravenous, flying, screeching dinosaurs bent on eating every last one of them.


You may now carry on with your bird watching and pleasant dreams tonight.

[slimslob]

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Random thought for the day:


As I was mowing this afternoon, I saw all the local Robins and other birds, but mostly Robins, coming in to search for an easy afternoon snack, I realized something. In the spring, at least here in the states, we welcome the sight of the first Robin of spring. We enjoy the sight and sound of them. So nice.


However, did you ever think of the poor worm family? To them it's a hoard of giant ravenous, flying, screeching dinosaurs bent on eating every last one of them.


You may now carry on with your bird watching and pleasant dreams tonight.

In my yard, the birds come to eat the dry food I put out for the feral cats that frequent my front porch.