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  • slimslob
    Retired

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    • May 2013
    • 36833

    #931
    Re: The random thought thread

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    • fixthecopier
      ALIEN OVERLORD

      2,500+ Posts
      • Apr 2008
      • 4714

      #932
      Re: The random thought thread

      The conversation went like this today...

      Me...Ladies the copier is fixed
      Lady...Do you know what was wrong with it??
      Me...Yes, knowing what was wrong with it aided me in fixing it.
      The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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      • blackcat4866
        Master Of The Obvious

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        • Jul 2007
        • 22930

        #933
        Re: The random thought thread

        Originally posted by fixthecopier
        The conversation went like this today...

        Me...Ladies the copier is fixed
        Lady...Do you know what was wrong with it??
        Me...Yes, knowing what was wrong with it aided me in fixing it.
        Great answer. I can just picture the blank look you got in response.

        Are you vying for the title: "master of the obvious"? =^..^=
        If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
        1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
        2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
        3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
        4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
        5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

        blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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        • slimslob
          Retired

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          • May 2013
          • 36833

          #934
          Re: The random thought thread

          Originally posted by fixthecopier
          The conversation went like this today...

          Me...Ladies the copier is fixed
          Lady...Do you know what was wrong with it??
          Me...Yes, knowing what was wrong with it aided me in fixing it.
          Originally posted by blackcat4866
          Great answer. I can just picture the blank look you got in response.

          Are you vying for the title: "master of the obvious"? =^..^=
          I usually get the above followed by :
          Lady...And are you going to tell us what it was?

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          • Iowatech
            Not a service manager

            2,500+ Posts
            • Dec 2009
            • 3930

            #935
            Re: The random thought thread

            Pictures from the Apollo moon missions (a LOT of them):
            Explore Project Apollo Archive’s 15,836 photos on Flickr!

            Also, some explanation about the cameras used then:
            A Detailed Look at the Camera Gear Behind the Historical Apollo 11 Moon Landing
            As always, follow those links at your own peril.

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            • Tonerbomb
              AutoMajical Resolutionist

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              • Feb 2005
              • 2589

              #936
              Re: The random thought thread

              Originally posted by slimslob
              We need more of this in America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              Mystic Crystal Revelations

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              • fixthecopier
                ALIEN OVERLORD

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                • Apr 2008
                • 4714

                #937
                Re: The random thought thread

                Originally posted by blackcat4866
                Great answer. I can just picture the blank look you got in response.

                Are you vying for the title: "master of the obvious"? =^..^=

                You are correct. It was a total look of DUH!
                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                • fixthecopier
                  ALIEN OVERLORD

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                  • Apr 2008
                  • 4714

                  #938
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  I saw blue sky for the first time in 11 days yesterday...11 trillion gallons of water fell in the Carolinas in the past week
                  The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                  • Copier Addict
                    Aging Tech

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                    • Jul 2013
                    • 14371

                    #939
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by slimslob

                    Lack of gun control is like trying to cure an alcoholic with beer.

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                    • slimslob
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                      #940
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                      • NeoMatrix
                        Senior Tech.

                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 3514

                        #941
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Originally posted by fixthecopier
                        I saw blue sky for the first time in 11 days yesterday...11 trillion gallons of water fell in the Carolinas in the past week
                        11 Trillion gallons, how many drops of water is that ? Wouldn't you luv that in cases of beer...

                        We didn't receive our usual winter rain this year, so I know we are in for a very long hot dry fire cautious summer.
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                        • fixthecopier
                          ALIEN OVERLORD

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                          • Apr 2008
                          • 4714

                          #942
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          Karma, it works.


                          Couple of years ago I found a brand new Cannon camera at the beach. I was amazed when I started looking through the pics that they seem to be from my town. The pics of a Command Sergent Major in full dress uniform helped me track down the owner and return it. He was amazed.

                          About 6 months ago my phone went missing between calls. Lost forever. What a pain in the ass to lose your phone. I had my license in the otter box it was in and $70 and a few cards. I had assumed someone on base would return it if found, but never a word.
                          Yesterday my wife called. A guy was at the house returning the phone. He had seen it in the road [must have left it on my truck], and stopped to pick it up. He saw me trying to call but the screen was too smashed to unlock. He left it in his car and forgot it. He found it while cleaning out his car and was going to discard it. Was taking the Otter Box off when he found everything.Instead of keeping the cash and ditching the phone, he made an effort to give it back. I made sure the wife gave him $20 for his trouble. Restores my faith in people.
                          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                          • emujo
                            Field Supervisor

                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 3009

                            #943
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            Not everything is rewarded...I found an envelope in a ice rink bathroom with $300 cash in 50s. Envelope was marked with initials...We had a tournament going on at the time so I knew it was some poor slobs tourney fees..I walked around to all the locker rooms before and after my games looking for "JB"..No answer...went to the front desk and told the hockey director what and where I found it..He said he would take care of it. A few days later I walk in and ask "anybody claim that cash?" No takers as of yet..I say if no one claims it then finders keepers...A week goes by and I'm back at the rink.."anyone claim that cash?" This time the answer is yes..Who was it? Some guy up north..Got a name? Don't remember...I don't know about you guys, but someone returns $300 cash back to me, they get at least a thank you for their honesty, and if they'll take it, one of those crisp 50s. I'm not sure that someone at the rink just pocketed the whole thing...next time I think twice about keeping it. Emujo
                            If you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.

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                            • Copyman 53
                              Technician
                              • Oct 2015
                              • 15

                              #944
                              Re: The random thought thread

                              Don't feel like working today. I think I will grab the wife and load up the bikes and head to a beach anywhere this afternoon!

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                              • Iowatech
                                Not a service manager

                                2,500+ Posts
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 3930

                                #945
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                Originally posted by fixthecopier
                                I saw blue sky for the first time in 11 days yesterday...11 trillion gallons of water fell in the Carolinas in the past week
                                At least it doesn't sound like there are any dumbasses that have caused river barges to float around a town there yet. That happened during the Mississippi River flood of '93. I probably still have the news coverage of that on VHS.
                                (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_...%28criminal%29)
                                Hopefully there won't be any overflowing aquifers later, that's pretty spooky to drive through. They had to build up U.S. Highway 136 several feet in some areas then.

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