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  • HenryT2
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    #31
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by gwaddle
    Does anything taste better than that first Oreo after not having any for several months.
    YES ...
    "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
    God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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    • Jules Winfield
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      #32
      Re: The random thought thread

      So, what are your guesses as to which one of the 1939 Green Bay Packers took Liberace's virginity? My guess is Buford "Baby" Ray...

      oops. Baby Ray is a white guy. Give me a few minutes to revise my guess...

      Huh, it doesn't look like there were any black guys on the Packers back then. I don't know why I thought it was a black guy. I'll stick with Baby Ray...
      But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.

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      • Tonerbomb
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        #33
        Re: The random thought thread

        Originally posted by gwaddle
        Does anything taste better than that first Oreo after not having any for several months. I think not.
        I say the same thing about BEER....!!!!!!!
        Mystic Crystal Revelations

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        • Tonerbomb
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          #34
          Re: The random thought thread

          Originally posted by Shadow1
          I don't know why, but redheads seem to have too much attitude for me - not sure if it has anything to do with the genetics of her hair color, or it's a developed personality because red hair gets attention.

          Sandy blond is okay with me (aka dirty blond, although I like my blonds dirty in a different kind of way) but super-white albino blonde is a turn off. Brunettes are also okay, but I do like Jet Black hair so long as the rest of her features go along with it - dyed hair of any kind is a turn off for me.

          Now the real question is how you like "the other hair"? Shaved, carefully pruned, or wild and bushy?
          Words of caution.. Don't tread on red, Debs1964 is one of our own..................FYI
          Mystic Crystal Revelations

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          • Shadow1
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            #35
            Re: The random thought thread

            Originally posted by Akitu
            Who likes trekking through the amazon to find a little man in a canoe?
            Not sure why any guy would want his girl to leave the jungle in it's untamed state - I can buy dental floss...
            Also not sure why some girls want to look like they're 12 again, and having dealt with 5 o'clock shadow on my face I'm sure it must be really irritating down there... although I find that look much more appealing than letting it go wild.
            Originally posted by gwaddle
            Does anything taste better than that first Oreo after not having any for several months. I think not.
            ...and while we're discussing female anatomy, properly maintained it does taste better than an Oreo - ESPECIALLY when you haven't had any for a while.
            73 DE W5SSJ

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            • mojorolla
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              #36
              Re: The random thought thread

              Originally posted by fixthecopier
              I like boobs. That would be the most reoccuring random thought I have been having for the past 40 years.
              Just for you fixthecopier:

              Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Boobs: A Powerpoint | Pleated-Jeans.com


              Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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              • fixthecopier
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                #37
                Re: The random thought thread

                Originally posted by mojorolla

                Those are some great points.

                Have you ever noticed that in places they make women completely cover up, everyone seems really uptight. Have I mentioned how great boobs are. Baffles me as to why women haven't used them to take over the world. I am ready and willing to submit to their power.
                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                • Ctl-Alt-Del
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                  #38
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  Originally posted by fixthecopier
                  Those are some great points.

                  Have you ever noticed that in places they make women completely cover up, everyone seems really uptight. Have I mentioned how great boobs are. Baffles me as to why women haven't used them to take over the world. I am ready and willing to submit to their power.
                  boobs really are great.

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                  • igi
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                    #39
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by Ctl-Alt-Del
                    boobs really are great.
                    sukers

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                    • rthonpm
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                      #40
                      Re: The random thought thread

                      Originally posted by igi
                      sukers
                      I have been known to do that to a boob now and again...

                      I actually thought that women had taken over the world, but just deluded us into thinking we were in charge still...

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                      • CompyTech
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                        #41
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Originally posted by Shadow1
                        Not sure why any guy would want his girl to leave the jungle in it's untamed state - I can buy dental floss...
                        Also not sure why some girls want to look like they're 12 again, and having dealt with 5 o'clock shadow on my face I'm sure it must be really irritating down there... although I find that look much more appealing than letting it go wild.

                        ...and while we're discussing female anatomy, properly maintained it does taste better than an Oreo - ESPECIALLY when you haven't had any for a while.

                        You don't like the bush? Having to use a machete to go in? Exploring the the jungle to find the hidden cave? No seriously tho either its got to be completely gone or high and tight, or the landing strip is quite nice too.

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                        • Akitu
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                          #42
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          Originally posted by Shadow1
                          Not sure why any guy would want his girl to leave the jungle in it's untamed state - I can buy dental floss...
                          Also not sure why some girls want to look like they're 12 again, and having dealt with 5 o'clock shadow on my face I'm sure it must be really irritating down there... although I find that look much more appealing than letting it go wild.

                          ...and while we're discussing female anatomy, properly maintained it does taste better than an Oreo - ESPECIALLY when you haven't had any for a while.
                          Agreed with all of the above. We're copy technicians, not bush whackers.
                          Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                          • Tonerbomb
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                            #43
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            I believe Frank Zapa summed it up with his song about Titties and Beer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                            • Rob Sandberg
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                              #44
                              Re: The random thought thread

                              At least in this conversation I don't need to say why.

                              Rob




                              Originally posted by rthonpm
                              I have been known to do that to a boob now and again...

                              I actually thought that women had taken over the world, but just deluded us into thinking we were in charge still...

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                              • Ctl-Alt-Del
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                                #45
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                I really wish people would stop calling me.

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