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  • Copier Addict
    Aging Tech

    Site Contributor
    10,000+ Posts
    • Jul 2013
    • 14487

    #1231
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by Iowatech
    Aw, yesterday was National Beer Day (US), and I missed it.
    International Beer Day is the first Friday of August though. Maybe I can celebrate that.
    Maybe you celebrated National Beer Day too hard and just can't remember.

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    • Iowatech
      Not a service manager

      2,500+ Posts
      • Dec 2009
      • 3930

      #1232
      Re: The random thought thread

      Cats in Space!
      On a somewhat tangentially related note, there are meteorites up for auction:
      Want a meteorite? Christie
      As always, open the links at your own peril.

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      • BLADE
        former propeller tester

        250+ Posts
        • Dec 2009
        • 478

        #1233
        Re: The random thought thread

        Originally posted by mohan
        Would it be blasphemous to call a nun who's had a sex change a 'Transister'?
        despite having connections she was thrown out for being too open

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        • fixthecopier
          ALIEN OVERLORD

          2,500+ Posts
          • Apr 2008
          • 4714

          #1234
          Re: The random thought thread

          Hey BC, I saw this and thought of you...



          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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          • fixthecopier
            ALIEN OVERLORD

            2,500+ Posts
            • Apr 2008
            • 4714

            #1235
            Re: The random thought thread

            As far as the argument over which is better, metric or imperial, I thought I would toss this in...



            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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            • blackcat4866
              Master Of The Obvious

              Site Contributor
              10,000+ Posts
              • Jul 2007
              • 22997

              #1236
              Re: The random thought thread

              Originally posted by fixthecopier
              Hey BC, I saw this and thought of you...



              I've been practicing both of those specific expressions lately, particularly the dazed one with his tongue sticking out. The customers stop asking me questions if I do it long enough. =^..^=
              If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
              1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
              2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
              3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
              4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
              5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

              blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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              • SwisSeV
                Trusted Tech

                250+ Posts
                • Jan 2016
                • 307

                #1237
                Re: The random thought thread

                Went out to do a routine maintenance today. Dropped the new drum and it hits a sharp steel edge which destroys it. Had to drive all the way back to the shop just for a drum. I can already feel "One of those weeks" coming.

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                • fixthecopier
                  ALIEN OVERLORD

                  2,500+ Posts
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 4714

                  #1238
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  Originally posted by SwisSeV
                  Went out to do a routine maintenance today. Dropped the new drum and it hits a sharp steel edge which destroys it. Had to drive all the way back to the shop just for a drum. I can already feel "One of those weeks" coming.
                  Pretty sure every tech here has been there before.
                  The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                  • Lagonda
                    Service Manager

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                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1649

                    #1239
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by fixthecopier
                    Pretty sure every tech here has been there before.
                    Yep, more then once......and when you get back to the shop someone else has just used the last drum on the shelf.
                    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                    • Tricky
                      Field Supervisor

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                      2,500+ Posts
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 2620

                      #1240
                      Re: The random thought thread

                      Originally posted by mohan
                      Would it be blasphemous to call a nun who's had a sex change a 'Transister'?
                      I heard she was biased.

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                      • fixthecopier
                        ALIEN OVERLORD

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                        • Apr 2008
                        • 4714

                        #1241
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                        • Iowatech
                          Not a service manager

                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 3930

                          #1242
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          I have one tree in my back yard. It is a boxelder tree. Boxelder trees are one of the largest weeds on earth, around here they will grow anywhere, they look stupid and mine is now shedding branches all over the back yard. Blegh. I'd rather have a mulberry tree, at least mulberries are tasty.

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                          • fixthecopier
                            ALIEN OVERLORD

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                            • Apr 2008
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                            #1243
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                            • Iowatech
                              Not a service manager

                              2,500+ Posts
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 3930

                              #1244
                              Re: The random thought thread

                              People forward emails to me. This is from one of them:

                              "HISTORY OF THE FAMOUS MIDDLE FINGER GESTURE

                              Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

                              Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.

                              Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').

                              Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and they began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'

                              And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
                              "

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                              • Iowatech
                                Not a service manager

                                2,500+ Posts
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 3930

                                #1245
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                Corgis as police dogs?
                                Will Corgis Make Good Police Dogs? - Neatorama
                                I have a border collie, so I suppose anything's possible.

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