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  • slimslob
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    • May 2013
    • 36858
    #256
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by ZOOTECH
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    This is what happens when you're constipated, and you try to fart.
    That's the way I am starting to feel with all these new members(?) who post wanting what, if they have read any of the posts on similar subjects, they should know we are not going to give them.

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      • igi
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        • Apr 2009
        • 1507
        #257
        Re: The random thought thread

        Originally posted by slimslob
        That's the way I am starting to feel with all these new members(?) who post wanting what, if they have read any of the posts on similar subjects, they should know we are not going to give them.
        I want I want
        give give

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          • igi
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            • Apr 2009
            • 1507
            #258
            Re: The random thought thread

            Originally posted by Akitu
            Just remember, at one or more points in the day; everyone is full of crap.
            butt some claim theirs smells much better

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              • slimslob
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                • May 2013
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                #259
                Re: The random thought thread

                Originally posted by igi
                I want I want
                give give
                Those are the ones. I just had to rant there for a moment yesterday.

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                  • HenryT2
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                    500+ Posts
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 962
                    #260
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by igi
                    I want I want
                    give give
                    One of our OLD REDNECK SAYINGS ......

                    Gimme , Gimme , Gimme ...
                    His Mama shoulda named him JIMMY !
                    "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
                    God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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                      • DWise
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                        • Apr 2010
                        • 895
                        #261
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        I really want one of these... Really.
                        Do for one what you wished you could do for everyone. - Andy Stanley

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                          • NeoMatrix
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                            • Nov 2010
                            • 3514
                            #262
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            Originally posted by DWise
                            I really want one of these... Really.
                            Yeah me too....
                            Load it with both salt and chilli powder and shoot flys off my fish and chips. No use wasting good salt....

                            In our youth my bother and I would have fly swatting competitions using mums favourite washing up tea-towels.
                            If you know how to flick a tea-towel like a whip you can create a shock wave near a fly and knock the fly out cold.
                            We eventually got real good at it and could knock the sh!t out of fly's in mid-flight.

                            Yeah I know the things little brats get up to.... mums tea-towels came clean in the wash.
                            Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
                            •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

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                              • Lagonda
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                                #263
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                Genuine german sauerkraut tastes great but boy, does it make you fart!
                                At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                                  • Tonerbomb
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 2589
                                    #264
                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                    Originally posted by DWise
                                    I really want one of these... Really.

                                    I want one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                    Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                                      • Tonerbomb
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                                        #265
                                        Re: The random thought thread

                                        Originally posted by Lagonda
                                        Genuine german sauerkraut tastes great but boy, does it make you fart!
                                        Well I guess we know what your doing on holiday........................................... ..
                                        Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                                          • Lagonda
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                                            #266
                                            Re: The random thought thread

                                            Originally posted by Tonerbomb
                                            Well I guess we know what your doing on holiday........................................... ..
                                            Spending a lot of time being locked out of my hotel room by Mrs Lagonda!
                                            At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                                              • Tonerbomb
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                                                #267
                                                Re: The random thought thread

                                                Originally posted by Lagonda
                                                Spending a lot of time being locked out of my hotel room by Mrs Lagonda!
                                                Sauerkraut and beer, wonder why????? Enjoy!!!!!!
                                                Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                                                  • Lagonda
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                                                    • Aug 2008
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                                                    #268
                                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                                    Just which part of an airline will only let you take 23 kg of luggage doesn't Mrs Lagonda understand?
                                                    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                                                      • slimslob
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                                                        #269
                                                        Re: The random thought thread

                                                        Originally posted by Lagonda
                                                        Just which part of an airline will only let you take 23 kg of luggage doesn't Mrs Lagonda understand?
                                                        For your sake, I hope Mrs Lagonda doesn't get to read what you post here.

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                                                          • Mr.Claire
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                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 49
                                                            #270
                                                            Re: The random thought thread

                                                            I have never ever eaten, nor will I ever eat...a snail.

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