SOCCER:WORLD CUP
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Re: SOCCER:WORLD CUP
But I don't like beer lol
Not that I want to make all you petrol heads jealous, but I did the pit lane walk this morning, got to touch Lewis' steering wheel, got Nigel Mansell's autograph, and, for those in the UK who watch Sky TV, I was in the front row of the pit straight watching it being filmed and aired live. For those that have me on Facebook, I have uploaded a few taster picsComment
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Re: SOCCER:WORLD CUP
The Art of Cheating on the Soccer Field.
o The Swan dive
o The Frogkick foul
o Swan Dive :
There is a few variations on the swam dive.
When a running or defending opponent trys for the ball with his outstretched foot:
1. Player with the ball dives through the air grabbing hold of his (oh so painful) shin on the way down.
Roll around on ground to complete the act. Wait for the team mates to yell and scream foul.
Hop to his feet in a marvelous moment of healing and then take a quick free kick.
2. Player with the ball dives through the air while grappling the opponents leg, taking both players out on the way down. Stand up, both hands in the air, and appeal to the referee inoccent and blame free.
Then takes the Grammy award quick free kick.
o Frog Kick Foul:
Attacking player dribbles the ball to the extreme limit of the opponents goal line just inside the18yard box penalty zone. This draws one or more players back to the goal-line to defend.The attacking player goes around one or both defending players heading back toward the referee in the middle of the park; most importantly keeping a defending player between himself and the referees view. When the defending player throws out a foot to defend the goal,the attacking player with the ball begins his fall through the air toward the referee with his legs facing away from the referee, to prevent the ref knowing the truth. The attacking player will grubber his feet along the ground to pickup defending player legs before he begins his falls through the air. The grubbing of his feet along the ground gives the illusion of viloent defending to the referee. Just before the attacking player hits the ground face first he stiffens his legs in a violent "frog-kick" motion to complete the illusion of the deliberate trip in the penalty zone. And the referee awards a dot-shot penalty kick nearly gaurenteed winning the game for the cheating player.Last edited by NeoMatrix; 07-08-2014, 08:56 AM.Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Do for one what you wished you could do for everyone. - Andy StanleyComment
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"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --Comment
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Holy crap..... hoooooooolllllllyyyy ccccrrrraaaappppp...... 7 - 1 ........... I wonder who gets the sack from the team.........
Germany beat Brazil to death 7 - 1 ... wow.... wow....
Whoa.................. who would have seen that coming ???
I like the Netherlands....Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Re: SOCCER:WORLD CUP
But I don't like beer lol
Not that I want to make all you petrol heads jealous, but I did the pit lane walk this morning, got to touch Lewis' steering wheel, got Nigel Mansell's autograph, and, for those in the UK who watch Sky TV, I was in the front row of the pit straight watching it being filmed and aired live. For those that have me on Facebook, I have uploaded a few taster picsComment
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That sounds more like Germany vs a high school team. What did they do? Give a point at the end to make them feel better?Comment
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This historical game will go down in history as a mightyMidas good game for Germany...
Brazil got a consellation prize with 1 point...Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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It was a great race, and Daniel got a good third place and what was even better was he was two places in front of that little runt. However the highlight of the TV coverage was the Vettel and Alonso duel, wheel to wheel at 280 kmH and whinging about each other over the radio!At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.Comment
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