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Re: Konica Minolta ADF burned by patient
Dude Have you,or anyone else ever pushed a machine off of a building or something? That has always been a dream of mine to do. Especially with the C35 machines. I bet it would be epic. Thousands of pieces everywhere!Comment
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Re: Konica Minolta ADF burned by patient
3 landings high only
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Hey a C35 you can throw, or better you could catapult it.
Oo better idea.
What you will need.
Maretials:
Oil drum with lid.
Roll of wire rope.
oxy-acetylene welding kit.
5 gallon water bottle.
Insulation tape.
Spark plug with spark wire.
Old school ignition coil.
12V battery or 2 depends on next item.
170 feet of 2.5mm2 twinflex wire.
Some 2X4.
Tools:
Leatherman.
Grinder.
6mm drill bit with drill.
Cut top of lid just smaller than the oil drum.
Wrap the drum with the wire rope to reinforce.
Drill hole in base of drum big enough for the twin-flex to get thru.
Cut 2X4 X4 about an inch higher than the water bottle.
Connect spark plug to plug wire and pull wire thru a hole made in the cap.
Run the twin-flex thru the hole and connect it to the coil on + and -. Coil inside the drum.
Now set oxy-acetylene welding torch to give even oxygen and acetylene and fill bottle with gas mix.
Quickly place cap on and tape up with insulation tape.
Insert upright in the quadrants to make a place for the lid to sit on inside the drum.
Put bottle inside the drum and hook up spark wire to the coil.
Place the lid in place on the 2X4's.
Load C35 in drum side ways(don't think it will fit upright).
Now roll out your twin flex to a shelter 50 yards away.
Wear ear protection!
Tap + and - wire ends on battery terminals....
Or use smaller bottle fill with same mix and place under managers car hood with one plug wire removed and inserted with plug in smaller bottle. Much smaller bottle. Or rather don't at all.
Wait for him to go home....
Thinking again 50 yards ain't going to do it!
O and use a 1:2 mix more oxygen.WhateverComment
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Re: Konica Minolta ADF burned by patient
uuuuuuuhhhhhh. Allan everything ok there bud? Should we be worried? Cuz you are a genius! That is best idea ever....and very thorough. It's nice to hear mutual hatred for these machines. No matter how twisted and devious it is! lol3 landings high only.
Hey a C35 you can throw, or better you could catapult it.
Oo better idea.
What you will need.
Maretials:
Oil drum with lid.
Roll of wire rope.
oxy-acetylene welding kit.
5 gallon water bottle.
Insulation tape.
Spark plug with spark wire.
Old school ignition coil.
12V battery or 2 depends on next item.
170 feet of 2.5mm2 twinflex wire.
Some 2X4.
Tools:
Leatherman.
Grinder.
6mm drill bit with drill.
Cut top of lid just smaller than the oil drum.
Wrap the drum with the wire rope to reinforce.
Drill hole in base of drum big enough for the twin-flex to get thru.
Cut 2X4 X4 about an inch higher than the water bottle.
Connect spark plug to plug wire and pull wire thru a hole made in the cap.
Run the twin-flex thru the hole and connect it to the coil on + and -. Coil inside the drum.
Now set oxy-acetylene welding torch to give even oxygen and acetylene and fill bottle with gas mix.
Quickly place cap on and tape up with insulation tape.
Insert upright in the quadrants to make a place for the lid to sit on inside the drum.
Put bottle inside the drum and hook up spark wire to the coil.
Place the lid in place on the 2X4's.
Load C35 in drum side ways(don't think it will fit upright).
Now roll out your twin flex to a shelter 50 yards away.
Wear ear protection!
Tap + and - wire ends on battery terminals....
Or use smaller bottle fill with same mix and place under managers car hood with one plug wire removed and inserted with plug in smaller bottle. Much smaller bottle. Or rather don't at all.
Wait for him to go home....
Thinking again 50 yards ain't going to do it!
O and use a 1:2 mix more oxygen.Comment
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Re: Konica Minolta ADF burned by patient
See this could never have happened on a Muratec. Muratec specifically tells you (and I quote): "IMPORTANT Do not store the ... paper in any of the follow places: -Places exposed to fire"
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=^..^=If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=Comment
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