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  • fixthecopier
    ALIEN OVERLORD

    2,500+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 4713
    #16
    Re: The scary call outs

    I tried to get one pointed at me one time. I was fixing the copier and a guy in the weapons room was cleaning a 50 cal machine gun. I tried to get him to point it at me while I was at the copier as if to say "fix the damn copier" and let me get a picture. He would not do it , he thought he would get in serious trouble.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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      • mrwho
        Major Asshole!

        Site Contributor
        2,500+ Posts
        • Apr 2009
        • 4299
        #17
        Re: The scary call outs

        Originally posted by fixthecopier
        I tried to get one pointed at me one time. I was fixing the copier and a guy in the weapons room was cleaning a 50 cal machine gun. I tried to get him to point it at me while I was at the copier as if to say "fix the damn copier" and let me get a picture. He would not do it , he thought he would get in serious trouble.
        You could try to say something colorful about his mother.

        - Your mother's a c*nt!
        - *pointing gun* You son of a...
        - Wait! Hold it! Let me get the camera!
        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
        Mascan42

        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
        Ibid

        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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          • mikadonovan
            Senior Tech

            Site Contributor
            2,500+ Posts
            • May 2008
            • 2931
            #18
            Re: The scary call outs

            Originally posted by Kidaver
            ^^ very little scares me as well...I have a redheaded ex wife!
            Me, too.
            NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING

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              • kingarthur
                Service Manager

                1,000+ Posts
                • Feb 2008
                • 1366
                #19
                Re: The scary call outs

                we used to go to a copier at a private house, where they had a "guard dog", this was the days before mobile phones, we used to turn up & toot our horn & wait for someone to put the dog away, while we were doing this, the dog would be jumping alll over the vehicle, barking & snarling, we had a delivery driver who thought that as he was a "dog lover" he would be ok,he got out & tried to pat the dog, the dog enjoyed the taste of his hand.....
                Tip for the day; Treat every problem as your dog would.....If you cant eat it or f*ck it....then p*ss on it & walk away...

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                  • Ednicarl20
                    Technician
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 25
                    #20
                    Re: The scary call outs

                    Maybe you look like his ex-husband lol...

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                      • mrwho
                        Major Asshole!

                        Site Contributor
                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 4299
                        #21
                        Re: The scary call outs

                        Originally posted by kingarthur
                        we used to go to a copier at a private house, where they had a "guard dog", this was the days before mobile phones, we used to turn up & toot our horn & wait for someone to put the dog away, while we were doing this, the dog would be jumping alll over the vehicle, barking & snarling, we had a delivery driver who thought that as he was a "dog lover" he would be ok,he got out & tried to pat the dog, the dog enjoyed the taste of his hand.....
                        I also hate when the customers come barking at me... I could say "bite me!" to them, but I'm afraid to get some disease of sorts...
                        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                        Mascan42

                        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                        Ibid

                        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                          • igi
                            Service Manager

                            1,000+ Posts
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 1507
                            #22
                            Re: The scary call outs

                            hi all
                            i think we can all agree,being a copier tech
                            its not just a job but a f***** adventure(my very good friend used to say that,ps he married the lybrarian)
                            cheers

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                              • mrwho
                                Major Asshole!

                                Site Contributor
                                2,500+ Posts
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 4299
                                #23
                                Re: The scary call outs

                                Originally posted by igi
                                he married the lybrarian)
                                Nothing new - I married the Copy Shop copier operator!
                                ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                Mascan42

                                'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                Ibid

                                I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                  • Kidaver
                                    Ghoulscout

                                    500+ Posts
                                    • Apr 2011
                                    • 912
                                    #24
                                    Re: The scary call outs

                                    I married a nice Latino MP in the Texas National Guard...I fix things better than her....she can shoot and beat the crap out of things better than me....
                                    "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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                                      • igi
                                        Service Manager

                                        1,000+ Posts
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 1507
                                        #25
                                        Re: The scary call outs

                                        Originally posted by Kidaver
                                        I married a nice Latino MP in the Texas National Guard...I fix things better than her....she can shoot and beat the crap out of things better than me....

                                        Kidaver well done
                                        you got a personal body guard for scarry call-outs
                                        i bet you feel like VIP

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                                          • prntrfxr
                                            Service Manager

                                            1,000+ Posts
                                            • Apr 2008
                                            • 1622
                                            #26
                                            Re: The scary call outs

                                            Just make sure you stay on her good side, Kid.
                                            Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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                                              • igi
                                                Service Manager

                                                1,000+ Posts
                                                • Apr 2009
                                                • 1507
                                                #27
                                                Re: The scary call outs

                                                Originally posted by prntrfxr
                                                Just make sure you stay on her good side, Kid.

                                                i am very shure that goes without saying,
                                                unless KID got suicidal tendancy

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                                                  • HP:guy
                                                    Trusted Tech

                                                    250+ Posts
                                                    • Feb 2013
                                                    • 279
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: The scary call outs

                                                    Had to fix on a military base that destroyed nerve gas.
                                                    You required to fit and carry a gas mask and carry a self injection kit.
                                                    If the siren went off the was some serious s*** going down.

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                                                      • Lagonda
                                                        Service Manager

                                                        Site Contributor
                                                        1,000+ Posts
                                                        • Aug 2008
                                                        • 1649
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: The scary call outs

                                                        Originally posted by Kidaver
                                                        I have a redheaded ex wife!
                                                        I have an ex-redhead for a wife!
                                                        At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                                                          • Debs1964
                                                            Service Manager

                                                            1,000+ Posts
                                                            • Oct 2010
                                                            • 1693
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: The scary call outs

                                                            Originally posted by Kidaver
                                                            ^^ very little scares me as well...I have a redheaded ex wife!
                                                            I am a redheaded ex wife
                                                            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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