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"The Serenity Prayer" . . .
God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID . -
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don'tComment
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Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Reminds me of another old joke: A man walks into a bar, the barkeeper say's what'll you have? the man say's what do you got? The barkeeper say's Liquor 'er up front, Poker 'er in the rear!!!!!Mystic Crystal RevelationsComment
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"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Sara!"
"Sara who?"
"Sara reason you're not laughing at my knock-knock jokes?"
Best told over the phone to a dispatcher named Sara, who does NOT like knock-knock jokes...Comment
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LAST KISS
Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss.
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.Comment
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I'm not sure how many houses I could last before calling a cab.
"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
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Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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I was walking through the park a few weeks ago with my daughter, when she pulled at my hand and pointed over to what was 2 dogs having sex - she asked me "daddy what are they doing", to which I replied "they are making a puppy".
Anyways a few weeks later I was in the bedroom on top of my wife making passionate love to her, when my daughter burst in the room and said "daddy what are you doing", I said "we are making a baby", to which she started crying, and then whimpered "daddy please turn mummy over, I really want a puppy"...Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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This video was made just for us! It gets a little tiresome as it's 7 minutes long, but its worth the wait.
If you think the technology we deal with gets blurred, then here is the layman's comprehension.
Verbatim: What Is a Photocopier? | Op-Docs | The New York Times - YouTube
CopymuttComment
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"The Serenity Prayer" . . .
God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .Comment
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A women goes to the dentist with a bad toothache after examining her the dentist asks"how would you feel about having that tooth pulled"?and she says "i would rather have a baby" to which the dentist says" well make up your mind i have to adjust the chair"Comment
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This video was made just for us! It gets a little tiresome as it's 7 minutes long, but its worth the wait.
If you think the technology we deal with gets blurred, then here is the layman's comprehension.
Verbatim: What Is a Photocopier? | Op-Docs | The New York Times - YouTube
Copymutt
That was fucking Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mystic Crystal RevelationsComment
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