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  • Debs1964
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    #1861
    Re: Joke of the Day

    happily married.jpg
    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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    • NeoMatrix
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      #1862
      Re: Joke of the Day

      Happily married
      Re : Vagina and used items.

      In my younger days I would say to people "would'nt you love a pair of shoes made out of it , they would never ware out."
      Today I say to people "if I had a pair of shoes made out of it, the moths and the silverfiche would eat them away from lack of use...."

      Just kidding ...( she'll kill me if she reads this...)
      Last edited by NeoMatrix; 03-12-2014, 11:36 PM.
      Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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      • Debs1964
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        #1863
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Originally posted by NeoMatrix
        the moths and the silverfiche would eat them away from lack of use...."
        True, but definitely not out of choice
        There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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        • NeoMatrix
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          #1864
          Re: Joke of the Day

          Originally posted by Debs1964
          True, but definitely not out of choice
          I find that hard to believe Debs....
          In Aussie slang we call that peice of a womans realestate the "map-of-tassie". Because the hair on the estate looks like the map of Tasmainia here in Oz.. Its' called the powerful patch, because many men have fort personal wars over it. It is the peice of realestate that lauched a thousand ship in Helen of Troy....

          Soooooo !... don't tell me it's from lack of choice........please!... common....
          Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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          • Debs1964
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            #1865
            Re: Joke of the Day

            Originally posted by NeoMatrix
            Soooooo !... don't tell me it's from lack of choice........please!... common....
            Unfortunately, yes, as of last week...another one bites the dust, I am all alone, yet again, I'm getting used to it now LOL
            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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            • ZOOTECH
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              #1866
              Re: Joke of the Day

              Originally posted by Debs1964
              Unfortunately, yes, as of last week...another one bites the dust, I am all alone, yet again, I'm getting used to it now LOL
              "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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              • Phrag
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                #1867
                Re: Joke of the Day

                Here's a good one. I'm thinking this should be a global initiative.

                I saw this stuck to a machine out at one of the refineries I service.
                Attached Files

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                • Debs1964
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                  #1868
                  Re: Joke of the Day

                  Originally posted by ZOOTECH
                  I would, but no-one wants me
                  There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                  • fixthecopier
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                    #1869
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    Post it notes from a stay at home dad...http://i.imgur.com/0aHp4cC.jpg
                    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                    • Akitu
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                      #1870
                      Re: Joke of the Day

                      Originally posted by fixthecopier
                      Post it notes from a stay at home dad...http://i.imgur.com/0aHp4cC.jpg
                      To credit the source; messagewithabottle.tumblr.com

                      Very funny guy.
                      Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                      • Akitu
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                        #1871
                        Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                        • Debs1964
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                          #1872
                          Re: Joke of the Day

                          That actually made me laugh, I wonder if it will work with my boss
                          There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                          • Akitu
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                            #1873
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Originally posted by Debs1964
                            That actually made me laugh, I wonder if it will work with my boss
                            If it does, remember to credit the appropriate source.
                            Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                            • blsquires
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                              #1874
                              Re: Joke of the Day

                              if the answer to the riddle is cock robin.what is the question.

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                              • blsquires
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                                #1875
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                answer .whats that up my arse batman

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