Joke of the Day
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Happily married
In my younger days I would say to people "would'nt you love a pair of shoes made out of it , they would never ware out."
Today I say to people "if I had a pair of shoes made out of it, the moths and the silverfiche would eat them away from lack of use...."
Just kidding ...( she'll kill me if she reads this...)Last edited by NeoMatrix; 03-12-2014, 11:36 PM.Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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I find that hard to believe Debs....
In Aussie slang we call that peice of a womans realestate the "map-of-tassie". Because the hair on the estate looks like the map of Tasmainia here in Oz.. Its' called the powerful patch, because many men have fort personal wars over it. It is the peice of realestate that lauched a thousand ship in Helen of Troy....
Soooooo !... don't tell me it's from lack of choice........please!... common....Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don'tComment
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Here's a good one. I'm thinking this should be a global initiative.
I saw this stuck to a machine out at one of the refineries I service.Attached FilesComment
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The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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Post it notes from a stay at home dad...http://i.imgur.com/0aHp4cC.jpg
Very funny guy.Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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