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Hey izzy, nice comeback
You were missed here.
Hey izzy, nice comeback
You were missed here.
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A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
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What do you call a snarky criminal falling down the stairs?
A condescending Con Descending.OmertÃComment
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Probably already told it but this is one of the oldest jokes I remember overhearing my dad tell when I was too little to understand?
What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...Comment
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Yesterday I asked my 12-year-old son what other kids at school thought about him having two dads.
His response: "They don't care, but they don't like how I'm immune to "Yo Mama" Jokes.OmertÃComment
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Old folks home
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
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And for this next, the last one (and surely one of my favourites) ~
Think of Dean Martin, singing what almost certainly was his most popular song:
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IZZY, you made my day, and when I showed my wife these photos, she said I should 'thank you'.
This place sounds like it would be a great place to visit."You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
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A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The doctor replied, "That man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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