Joke of the Day

[slimslob]

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Marie was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Boudreaux, you need to go out and fix da outhouse!"
Boudreaux replies, "Dere ain't nuthin wrong wid da outhouse."
Marie yells back, "Yes dere is; now git out dere and fix it."
So.......Boudreaux mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Marie dere ain't nuthin wrong wid dis outhouse cher! "
Marie replies, "Stick yur head in da hole!"
Boudreaux yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in dat hole!"
Marie says, "Ya have to stick yur head in da hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Boudreaux sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,"Marie - Dere ain't nuthin wrong with dis outhouse!"
Marie hollers back, "Now take your head out of da hole!"
Boudreaux proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Marie - Help! My beard is stuck in da cracks in da toilet seat!"
To which Marie replies, "Hurts, don't it?"

[slimslob]

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[izzynut]

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The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy,
in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess
what I found?

Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This
is unforgivable!
The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"Paddy, there I told you there must be a simple explanation..............
She never got your email!"

[Vincent128]

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Why do a lot of Slimslob's jokes posts show up blank for me ?

[Phil B.]

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Why do a lot of Slimslob's jokes posts show up blank for me ?

Dunno work fine for me.

Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

[izzynut]

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[slimslob]

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Why do a lot of Slimslob's jokes posts show up blank for me ?

Most of them are images from Facebook. The device/browser you are using most like does not support Facebook imaging.

[tsbservice]

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Most of them are images from Facebook. The device/browser you are using most like does not support Facebook imaging.

Maybe something else is going on slim. When I hit reply with quote there is nothing to quote inside.

[Tricky]

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Maybe something else is going on slim. When I hit reply with quote there is nothing to quote inside.

It's weird I looked at this thread from work half an hour ago and a couple of slims posts were blank, I get home, and they're all visible.
odd

[slimslob]

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Maybe something else is going on slim. When I hit reply with quote there is nothing to quote inside.

I have noticed that recently. Images inside quotes do not show.

[izzynut]

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Only one paramedic responded to the call.

Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.



Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi, the mother, pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.


The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed..



Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ... smack his ass again!'



The age of innocence😇😄🤣😂😅

[izzynut]

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