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A guy shows up for work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His buddies all gather around and start asking what happened, where did you get the shiners.
"I got them in chruch", he responded.
"In church? You've got to be kidding. How?", they asked.
"Well I was sitting in church behind this fat woman. When we stood up to sing, I noticed that her dress was stuck in her butt crack. So, without thinking I reached up and pulled it out. So she turns around and hits me right in the eye." he answered.
"That's only one black eye, how did you get the other one?", they asked.
"Well, I stood there for a moment rubbing my eye. Then occured to me that she must have wanted it up there, so I reached up and tucked it back in..."A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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The French do not pronounce the letter 'H'. For example, Hot Dog is pronounced Ot Dog and Hudson Hardware is pronounced Udson Ardware.
They also insert an 'H' where there is none, by saying Hany (instead of Any) and Hall (instead of All). They talk about Awks & Howls (hawks & owls!).
One day in a French immersion class for first graders, the teacher was asking her class to describe the use of Ozonol.
Little Mary got up and explained that she had fallen while she was roller skating and scraped her knee. When she got home, her mother cleaned the cut and put some Ozonol on it, then she put on a cartoon bandage, and it was all better!
The teacher was so proud of little Mary, and she asked the other children if they had any explanation of the word.
Little Pierre raised his hand and started to explain.
"Well teacher, da udder nite, me an my fodder har watching da Capitals and da Golden Knights Stanley Cup Ockey Game. But den my mudder start to do da vacuuming. My fodder yell at my mudder, ai, ai, ai, ai, Louise, put dat dam ting haway right now or else I'll stick it up your arse, Ose an all.”Comment
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