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  • izzynut
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    • Aug 2013
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    #7501
    Re: Joke of the Day

    One of the many things
    no one tells you about aging
    is that it is such a nice change
    from being young.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~
    Ah, being young is beautiful,
    but being old is comfortable.

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      • izzynut
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        #7502
        Re: Joke of the Day

        First you forget names,
        then you forget faces.
        Then you forget to pull up
        your zipper...        it's worse when
        you forget to pull it down.

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          • izzynut
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            #7503
            Re: Joke of the Day

            Two guys, one old, one young,
            are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
            when they collide.
            The old guy says to the young guy,
            "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
            and I guess I wasn't paying attention
            to where I was going."
            The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
            I'm looking for my wife, too...
            I can't find her and I'm getting a little             desperate."
            The old guy says,
            "Well, maybe I can help you find her...
            what does she look like?"
            The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
            with red hair,             blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
            long legs,             and is wearing short shorts.
            What does your wife look like?'
            To which the old guy says, "Doesn't
            matter,             --- let's look for yours."

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              • izzynut
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                #7504
                Re: Joke of the Day

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                  • izzynut
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                      • izzynut
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                                              • slimslob
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                                                #7512
                                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                                Originally posted by izzynut
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                                                Are you sure you don't mean your mother-in-law is coming for a weekend visit?

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