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            THINK MAYBE I SIGNED UP FOR THAT CLUB TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BAD EYES......DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.............




            SENIOR PARACHUTE CLUB



            Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, "like sitting around the pool and drinking Scotch isn't a good thing.

            Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

            She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.

            So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.

            She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 81 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?

            I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

            Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

            "Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went dead.

            Life as a senior isn't getting easier but sometimes it can be fun!


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