Waddle Wisdom

[HenryT2]

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Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

I'm just doing the Mandatory part ...

I enjoy my Grand-kids too much to think about growing up !

[gwaddle]

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Unfortunately doctors don't have all the answers and can only judge based on what they have seen in the past. They haven't designed a meter yet to measure the human spirit.

[Jules Winfield]

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Unfortunately doctors don't have all the answers and can only judge based on what they have seen in the past. They haven't designed a meter yet to measure the human spirit.

They actually have one now, it's called a breathalyzer...

[Ollie1981]

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Before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes....

...because then when you come to judge him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

[gwaddle]

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Waddle wisdom:

If your wife has put on weight, she won't be amused if you introduce her as your better 2/3rds.

[igi]

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Waddle wisdom:

If your wife has put on weight, she won't be amused if you introduce her as your better 2/3rds.

sorry Gwaddle bu this is not wisdom
that is playing with fire,while running with scissors

[gwaddle]

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Waddle wisdom:

Always be yourself. (unless you suck)

[DWise]

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

[gwaddle]

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Waddle wisdom:

Always be yourself, unless you suck, then try to be me because I'm wonderful.

[gwaddle]

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Even more Waddle wisdom:

If you change your car horn to gunshot sounds, people will get out of the way faster.

[KenB]

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Even more Waddle wisdom:

If you change your car horn to gunshot sounds, people will get out of the way faster.

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[gwaddle]

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Hey, I never claimed it was original wisdom, just wise.

[KenB]

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Hey, I never claimed it was original wisdom, just wise.

Unfortunately, I spend far too much time on the "Cheezburger Network".

[igi]

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Waddle wisdom:

Always be yourself. (unless you suck)

or a vacum cleaner

[gwaddle]

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Not really Waddle wisdom, just something I figured out.

Ever wonder where they came up with the idea for the appeals portion of our justice system? Does this sound familiar?

If Mom says no, ask Dad.

If Dad says no, ask Grandparents.

Mom = District court
Dad = Appeals court
Grandparents = Supreme court.

Hmmm...could it be?