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  • igi
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Apr 2009
    • 1507
    #31
    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Originally posted by gwaddle
    Not really Waddle wisdom, just something I figured out.

    Ever wonder where they came up with the idea for the appeals portion of our justice system? Does this sound familiar?

    If Mom says no, ask Dad.

    If Dad says no, ask Grandparents.

    Mom = District court
    Dad = Appeals court
    Grandparents = Supreme court.

    Hmmm...could it be?

    brilliant
    waddle you are inspiration.
    keep-up

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      • gwaddle
        Senior Tech

        500+ Posts
        • May 2009
        • 782
        #32
        Re: Waddle Wisdom

        Warning: Wearing headphones only make your farts silent to YOU.
        I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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          • KenB
            Geek Extraordinaire

            2,500+ Posts
            • Dec 2007
            • 3944
            #33
            Re: Waddle Wisdom

            If someone cheeses you off, send 'em a card!

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            “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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              • gwaddle
                Senior Tech

                500+ Posts
                • May 2009
                • 782
                #34
                Re: Waddle Wisdom

                Would you believe...Even more Waddle wisdom:

                Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin, and muffins are healthy...You're welcome.
                I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                  • gwaddle
                    Senior Tech

                    500+ Posts
                    • May 2009
                    • 782
                    #35
                    Re: Waddle Wisdom

                    Waddle wisdom:

                    After recent discussions with a certain friend, I have reached the following conclusion.

                    England invented English.
                    We refined it.

                    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                      • igi
                        Service Manager

                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 1507
                        #36
                        Re: Waddle Wisdom

                        Originally posted by gwaddle
                        Waddle wisdom:

                        After recent discussions with a certain friend, I have reached the following conclusion.

                        England invented English.
                        We refined it.
                        nice
                        we should call you Gwaddle the Gwise

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                          • Debs1964
                            Service Manager

                            1,000+ Posts
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 1693
                            #37
                            Re: Waddle Wisdom

                            Originally posted by gwaddle
                            Waddle wisdom:

                            After recent discussions with a certain friend, I have reached the following conclusion.

                            England invented English.
                            We refined it.
                            You didn't refine it, you were just too damn lazy to invent your own...it's called ENGLISH, not AMERICAN ENGLISH
                            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                              • Tricky
                                Field Supervisor

                                Site Contributor
                                2,500+ Posts
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 2620
                                #38
                                Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                Originally posted by gwaddle
                                Waddle wisdom:

                                After recent discussions with a certain friend, I have reached the following conclusion.

                                England invented English.
                                We refined it.
                                pfffft.

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                                  • gwaddle
                                    Senior Tech

                                    500+ Posts
                                    • May 2009
                                    • 782
                                    #39
                                    Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                    Originally posted by Debs1964
                                    You didn't refine it, you were just too damn lazy to invent your own...it's called ENGLISH, not AMERICAN ENGLISH
                                    We just took a good basic language and fixed it.
                                    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                                      • Debs1964
                                        Service Manager

                                        1,000+ Posts
                                        • Oct 2010
                                        • 1693
                                        #40
                                        Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                        Originally posted by gwaddle
                                        We just took a good basic language and fixed it.
                                        You took a good language then misspelt and destroyed it
                                        There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                                          • KenB
                                            Geek Extraordinaire

                                            2,500+ Posts
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 3944
                                            #41
                                            Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                            Originally posted by gwaddle
                                            Waddle wisdom:

                                            After recent discussions with a certain friend, I have reached the following conclusion.

                                            England invented English.
                                            We refined it.
                                            Like, right on,dude. Fer sure.
                                            “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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                                              • Shadow1
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                                                • Sep 2008
                                                • 1642
                                                #42
                                                Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                                Originally posted by Debs1964
                                                You took a good language then misspelt and destroyed it
                                                I beg to differ - nothing in any version of English is "spelt korektly"
                                                73 DE W5SSJ

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                                                  • Tricky
                                                    Field Supervisor

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                                                    2,500+ Posts
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 2620
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                                    Originally posted by gwaddle
                                                    We just took a good basic language and fixed it.
                                                    LOL

                                                    English is often, incorrectly criticized for words like "egg plant" which obviously does not contain egg. In England we call egg plant, aubergine. So the English get criticized for your refinement of our language.

                                                    Thanks

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                                                      • gwaddle
                                                        Senior Tech

                                                        500+ Posts
                                                        • May 2009
                                                        • 782
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                                        Waddle wisdom:

                                                        The Key to being the perfect girlfriend: Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see he does not have an erection; make him a sandwich.

                                                        I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                                                          • HenryT2
                                                            Senior Tech

                                                            500+ Posts
                                                            • Apr 2010
                                                            • 962
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                                            He has a very valid point !!!

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                                                            "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
                                                            God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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