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  • HenryT2
    Senior Tech

    500+ Posts
    • Apr 2010
    • 962
    #106
    Re: Waddle Wisdom

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    "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
    God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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      • Tricky
        Field Supervisor

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        • Apr 2009
        • 2620
        #107
        Re: Waddle Wisdom

        Sometimes I feel...

        I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't.

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          • Tonerbomb
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            • Feb 2005
            • 2589
            #108
            Re: Waddle Wisdom

            Originally posted by skynet
            Sometimes I feel...

            I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't.
            Your not alone bro.............
            Mystic Crystal Revelations

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              • igi
                Service Manager

                1,000+ Posts
                • Apr 2009
                • 1507
                #109
                Re: Waddle Wisdom

                Originally posted by skynet
                Sometimes I feel...

                I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't.
                hi buy schocolat and flowers
                you will feel less damned

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                  • gwaddle
                    Senior Tech

                    500+ Posts
                    • May 2009
                    • 782
                    #110
                    Re: Waddle Wisdom

                    It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is usually a way to solve problems without using violence.
                    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                      • Tonerbomb
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                        • Feb 2005
                        • 2589
                        #111
                        Re: Waddle Wisdom

                        Originally posted by gwaddle
                        It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is usually a way to solve problems without using violence.
                        2 things come to mind here

                        I'm thinking this wisdom came about after the first time that happened

                        and in Nebraska we have very big mosquito's, that should never get near the family jewels......................
                        Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                          • ZOOTECH
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                            • Jul 2007
                            • 3375
                            #112
                            Re: Waddle Wisdom

                            Originally posted by Tonerbomb
                            2 things come to mind here

                            I'm thinking this wisdom came about after the first time that happened

                            and in Nebraska we have very big mosquito's, that should never get near the family jewels......................

                            A man's tools is like his jewels -- you don't mess with them.
                            "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                              • Iowatech
                                Not a service manager

                                2,500+ Posts
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 3930
                                #113
                                Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                Along those lines, if things get stuck in zippers that shouldn't, maybe it is time to consider a different style of underpants.

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                                  • NeoMatrix
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                                    • Nov 2010
                                    • 3514
                                    #114
                                    Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                    Life is like a turd sandwich --the more bread you've got the less crap you have to swallow.
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                                      • HenryT2
                                        Senior Tech

                                        500+ Posts
                                        • Apr 2010
                                        • 962
                                        #115
                                        Re: Waddle Wisdom

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                                        "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
                                        God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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