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  • ddude
    General Troublemaker

    250+ Posts
    • Feb 2009
    • 473

    #16
    Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

    Mita DC133voice-had a speaker mounted behind the front door and a lady's voice that would call out paper jams, add toner, etc. First service call on these were to cut the wire to the speaker.......
    2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

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    • igi
      Service Manager

      1,000+ Posts
      • Apr 2009
      • 1507

      #17
      Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

      Originally posted by mojorolla
      Sharp fax kits have this thing call "Fax Destination Confirmation" mode. It basically has you enter the fax number twice; just in case you change your mind I guess. My other vote would also go to Sharp. There is a setting that can make the touch screen response up to 5 seconds. You literally have to hold the touch screen for 5 seconds for the selection to work. I must admit, the first time I walked in on this I was scratching my head because the touch panel worked fine in service mode. It turned out the rep was "training" (I use that term loosely) and they somehow changed the setting to 5 seconds.


      Lol Gwaddle. I just got the braille part numbers for the MX-4111-5111 yesterday. No buttons AND a braille pad. All fine and well until someone changes the display pattern.



      Hi the 5 sec delay is for people with shaky hands-parkinsons.

      that alows them to aim and hold the corect button,without activating the others,


      cheers

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      • davidj7
        Service Manager

        Site Contributor
        1,000+ Posts
        • Jan 2009
        • 1107

        #18
        Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

        konica minolta bizhub C220 's power button is hidden inside the front door!!!! .
        a machine is only as good as your tech : source:screwtape ; the scary one

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        • kingarthur
          Service Manager

          1,000+ Posts
          • Feb 2008
          • 1357

          #19
          Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

          Originally posted by Mark in England
          There is a machine available in the UK by Sagem that has a perfume diffuser as an optional accessory!! HONEST

          I guess it is handy for covering the smell of bullshit from the salesman!

          konicaminolta have got a bizhub that does that....we have avoided telling customers about that feature...
          Tip for the day; Treat every problem as your dog would.....If you cant eat it or f*ck it....then p*ss on it & walk away...

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          • jonezy999
            just one copy??

            Site Contributor
            500+ Posts
            • Feb 2010
            • 952

            #20
            Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

            Ricoh's simplified display, which looks more confusing than the detailed screen.

            Also, did anyone ever show a customer how to manual staple with the Toshiba MJ-????(hanging type) finisher? I did once and the only calls I had for that machine always involved the effing stapler.
            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison

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            • fixthecopier
              ALIEN OVERLORD

              2,500+ Posts
              • Apr 2008
              • 4713

              #21
              Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

              How about the cheapest wheels you can buy on every brand. Do you fear seeing soft carpet or massive dirty mats and rugs when you have to move one? That may not be dumb in the spirit of the thread, but it pisses me off.
              The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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              • daveyball
                Trusted Tech

                250+ Posts
                • May 2009
                • 314

                #22
                Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

                Positive to Negative, just a waste of toner!!!

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                • kyrenecopy
                  Trusted Tech

                  100+ Posts
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 205

                  #23
                  Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

                  3M (pre-Lanier days) used to have a copier model 536/537 that had a moving platten and you could get an optional Document Feeder for it. It mounted straight to the glass rail that slide back and forth with the flat cable coming out the back and winding through a plastic housing before plugging into the machine. We always threw away the housing and let the cable hang free cause it kept getting caught on the housing and tore it up. Broken platten glasses were quit common.
                  Testing 1-2-3, testing, testing. Is this thing on?

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                  • 10871087
                    Service Manager

                    1,000+ Posts
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 1062

                    #24
                    Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

                    Originally posted by ddude
                    Mita DC133voice-had a speaker mounted behind the front door and a lady's voice that would call out paper jams, add toner, etc. First service call on these were to cut the wire to the speaker.......
                    I only had the opportunity to cut 1 or 2 of these, most were already done before I came along. BTW, the chime they used on the DC-122 was no better.

                    What about the DC-313Z playing "Home on the Range" or "Edelweiss" from the pezio speaker as it warmed up.

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                    • gwaddle
                      Senior Tech

                      500+ Posts
                      • May 2009
                      • 782

                      #25
                      Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

                      Originally posted by 10871087
                      I only had the opportunity to cut 1 or 2 of these, most were already done before I came along. BTW, the chime they used on the DC-122 was no better.

                      What about the DC-313Z playing "Home on the Range" or "Edelweiss" from the pezio speaker as it warmed up.
                      I'd forgotten about the 313 singing to you as it warmed up. That takes me back to days best forgotten.
                      I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                      • emujo
                        Field Supervisor

                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 3009

                        #26
                        Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

                        Useless yes, but fun to watch..you betcha...Minolta EP series that had the ants marching across the screen loading picnic foods...In fact many of the old warmup screens were great...Space Shuttle launch, the big whale coming ou of the water...Even the KM Planets logo was nice..Emujo
                        If you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.

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                        • blackcat4866
                          Master Of The Obvious

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                          • Jul 2007
                          • 23008

                          #27
                          Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

                          Most of the 133vox were already snipped before I got to them.

                          The 313ZD also did "Fleur De Lis". I worked almost exclusively on this model for my first year in the biz. I can still hear it like it was yesterday ...

                          How about the electronic binder feature on the DC-1435, with the dollar a piece binders?
                          If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                          1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                          2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                          3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                          4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                          5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                          blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                          • Venom
                            Technical/IT Support

                            500+ Posts
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 765

                            #28
                            Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

                            Remember Toshiba copier having a Turbo button that would copy at full speed if you held it. Mita thermal fax machine used to have handset that customers used as a phone, if you put someone on hold it played "home home on the range"...had an Indian customer on the reservation next to us, they thought we purposely set their machine to play "home on the range" and were pissed off.
                            IBM, Mita, Konica Minolta, Ricoh, Kyocera, HyPAS, Canon, Oce, Samsung, HP, TEO IP PBX/Unified Communications, Comptia Network+ Comptia PDI+ Certifications

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                            • KenB
                              Geek Extraordinaire

                              2,500+ Posts
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 3944

                              #29
                              Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

                              How about the mini sorter than Canon sold for the NP210 and 300? It wasn't even made by them, nor did it have a Canon label on it.

                              It only had 10 bins, and since it had no connection at all to the copier, you had to manually program the number of copies using a keypad on the front of the it.

                              To top it all off, the interlock that made sure that the finisher was in place was a micro-switch that opened the circuit when in place, instead of closing it.

                              What a POS...
                              “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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                              • Max Kilby
                                Technician
                                • Oct 2011
                                • 30

                                #30
                                Re: Dumbest feature ever on a copier.

                                Canon NP4835i colour changer.

                                Great while it worked (although extremely noisy).

                                Bad when it didn't work.....

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