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  • Llama God
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    • Mar 2009
    • 1353

    #271
    Re: Manual 4you

    Originally posted by mrwho
    Can you believe that I farted just before checking what post 227 was? The result was that, as I browsed to post 227, the corresponding smell reached my nose and the result was like watching TV with some kind of smell'o'vision device hooked up.
    The phrase that you're looking for is 4D, but smell-o-vision is infinitely funnier.

    And here I was, longing never to go back to work even though I still have 2 weeks before I do, thinking that I was the only one who still finds farts funny.

    Also, just to update you, Lord Of The Flies In My Pants has, on closer inspection, become Single Pink Maggot In My Pants.

    Which reminds me, can I add Single White Female In My Pants.

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    • mrwho
      Major Asshole!

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      • Apr 2009
      • 4299

      #272
      Re: Manual 4you

      Originally posted by Llama God
      Which reminds me, can I add Single White Female In My Pants.
      And that reminds me of "Chasing Amy in my pants"
      ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
      Mascan42

      'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

      Ibid

      I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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      • Tricky
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        • Apr 2009
        • 2620

        #273
        Re: Manual 4you

        Alien in my pants

        Tremors in my pants

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        • mrwho
          Major Asshole!

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          • Apr 2009
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          #274
          Re: Manual 4you

          "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire in my pants"
          ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
          Mascan42

          'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

          Ibid

          I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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          • Llama God
            Service Manager

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            • Mar 2009
            • 1353

            #275
            Re: Manual 4you

            Originally posted by mrwho
            And that reminds me of "Chasing Amy in my pants"
            Mallrats In My Pants
            Unleashed In My Pants
            Empty In My Pants

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            • mrwho
              Major Asshole!

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              • Apr 2009
              • 4299

              #276
              Re: Manual 4you

              Originally posted by Llama God
              Empty In My Pants
              Now that's revealing.

              "Million Dollar Baby in my pants" - should be an expensive whore, I suppose...
              ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
              Mascan42

              'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

              Ibid

              I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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              • Llama God
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                #277
                Re: Manual 4you

                And now for something completely different. This is just hilarious, but paragraph three made milk spurt out of my nose. I wasn't even drinking milk, it's that funny.

                BBC News - La Barbe: France's bearded feminists

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                • mjarbar

                  #278
                  Re: Manual 4you

                  Pretty in Pink in my pants...

                  and whats the difference between a French feminist and a French woman...not a lot, slightly less hair...

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                  • Shadow1
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                    • Sep 2008
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                    #279
                    Re: Manual 4you

                    Can't believe how this one took off...

                    Die Hard in my pants.
                    The Guns of Navarone in my pants
                    Goldfinger in my pants.
                    73 DE W5SSJ

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                    • Tricky
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 2620

                      #280
                      Re: Manual 4you

                      After a wee bit of research

                      Kick the cock in my pants

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                      • kingpd@businessprints.net
                        Senior Tech

                        500+ Posts
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 921

                        #281
                        Re: Manual 4you

                        the strongest man in the world...in my pants

                        saving private ryan...in my pants

                        private dicks, men exposed...in my pants

                        here come the littles...in my pants

                        the love boat...in my pants

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                        • Llama God
                          Service Manager

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                          #282
                          Re: Manual 4you

                          Octopussy In My Pants

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                          • mrwho
                            Major Asshole!

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                            #283
                            A good sequel to "Saving Private Ryan" would certainly be " Shaving Ryan's Privates"...
                            ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                            Mascan42

                            'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                            Ibid

                            I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                            • JustManuals
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                              • Jan 2006
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                              #284
                              Re: Manual 4you

                              Originally posted by Llama God
                              Octopussy In My Pants
                              Octomom in my pants. Ewwwwwwwww.

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                              • User Name
                                Awesome Sauce

                                250+ Posts
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 405

                                #285
                                Re: Manual 4you

                                When Harry met Sally in my pants.

                                Antz in my pants.

                                Deliverance in my pants.
                                Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
                                O.o


                                WARNING: My profile page can cause blindness in small children and old copier techs. View at your own risk.

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