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  • Akitu
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    #316
    Re: Manual 4you

    Holy hell, I disappear for a weekend to recover from this death flu, and I come back to find this thread has blown up to epic proportions.

    Posting in epic thread -- toasting in epic bread.

    I have nothing of value to contribute to this post other than my astonishment.
    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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    • Llama God
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      #317
      Re: Manual 4you

      Originally posted by Akitu
      death flu
      Soft-arse...

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      • Akitu
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        #318
        Re: Manual 4you

        Originally posted by Llama God
        Soft-arse...
        I challenge you to apply that comment to yourself after you've got a mess simultaneously spewing out both ends... I've never been happier to have a toilet so close to a bath tub before.
        Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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        • Llama God
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          #319
          Re: Manual 4you

          Drink plenty of fluids and get back to work.

          Nice picture you painted, by the way.

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          • Akitu
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            #320
            Re: Manual 4you

            Originally posted by Llama God
            Drink plenty of fluids and get back to work.

            Nice picture you painted, by the way.
            That was Thursday, a touch better now. Still straining to reclaim my lost voice however...

            It's amazing how the right words arranged in correct order will produce a most vivid mental image that will last many more lifetimes than some famous works by Picasso or Da Vinci...
            Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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            • Shadow1
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              #321
              Re: Manual 4you

              Originally posted by Akitu
              I have nothing of value to contribute to this post other than my astonishment.
              I'd say that has never been more appropriate to the theme of any thread than it is to this one.

              Any topic that is actually about a valid subject has been banned from this conversation.
              73 DE W5SSJ

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              • Akitu
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                #322
                Re: Manual 4you

                So what constitutes a valid subject in this case? All of our foodstuffs have a home in the Martha Stewart thread, we've already covered abortion and politics. We've made lists in our pants and showed off some nice sky shots as well!

                I ask again, what constitutes a valid subject now? I vote sandwiches.
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                • Shadow1
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                  #323
                  Re: Manual 4you

                  Originally posted by Akitu
                  I ask again, what constitutes a valid subject now? I vote sandwiches.
                  Those aren't foodstuffs? You must cook like I do... same goes for coffee, though. Can't seem to get a decent cup this morning.

                  I was kind of hoping we weren't done with the skyshots - kinda like to see some test copies to determine if the machine needs further service...
                  73 DE W5SSJ

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                  • Akitu
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                    #324
                    Re: Manual 4you

                    Originally posted by Shadow1
                    Those aren't foodstuffs? You must cook like I do... same goes for coffee, though. Can't seem to get a decent cup this morning.

                    I was kind of hoping we weren't done with the skyshots - kinda like to see some test copies to determine if the machine needs further service...
                    A sandwich is like a nap. A nap being that annoying time between consciousness and a sandwich being that annoying snack between meals.

                    I'm pretty sure there was a squeak as she was getting off of the glass, she may have to attempt to replicate it several times while we search...
                    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                    • Shadow1
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                      #325
                      Re: Manual 4you

                      Originally posted by Akitu
                      I'm pretty sure there was a squeak as she was getting off of the glass, she may have to attempt to replicate it several times while we search...
                      Did you mean getting off of the glass, or getting off on the glass?
                      73 DE W5SSJ

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                      • Akitu
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                        #326
                        Re: Manual 4you

                        Originally posted by Shadow1
                        Did you mean getting off of the glass, or getting off on the glass?
                        Could be either one, we'll have to do a thorough inspection.

                        Anyone else suddenly want to be an optical carriage unit?
                        Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                        • Tonerbomb
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                          #327
                          Re: Manual 4you

                          SHe slipped off the glass after she got off on the glass
                          Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                          • mrwho
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                            #328
                            Re: Manual 4you

                            Originally posted by Akitu
                            I ask again, what constitutes a valid subject now?
                            Here's a good tool: J. Robert Lennon dot com - random poem idea generator
                            ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                            Mascan42

                            'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                            Ibid

                            I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                            • Akitu
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                              #329
                              Re: Manual 4you

                              Originally posted by mrwho
                              I've heard something similar, although it involved a one dollar bill soaked in the tears of a new technician after his dreams have been crushed... I've heard that Smurfs inhale the Cyan like it was candy.
                              Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                              • Tricky
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                                #330
                                Re: Manual 4you

                                Originally posted by Akitu
                                .

                                I have nothing of value to contribute to this post other than my astonishment.
                                Neither do I.

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