Not so funny joke of the day.

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  • fixthecopier
    ALIEN OVERLORD

    2,500+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 4714
    #46
    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.



    I just tell them it's because office equipment fears me!
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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      • slimslob
        Retired

        Site Contributor
        25,000+ Posts
        • May 2013
        • 37345
        #47
        Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

        Originally posted by fixthecopier
        I just tell them it's because office equipment fears me!
        An old IT saying "The problem exists somewhere between the keyboard and the chair."

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          • StrippedScrew
            Technician

            50+ Posts
            • Jul 2012
            • 58
            #48
            Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

            Had to shut down a young punk who thought he was going to be funny today. He says " anyone ever called you ricoh suave?", I roll my eyes and come back with "only for the last 20 years". Later he says "Have you ever seen the printer smashing scene in office space?", I just give an evil smile, a wink, and reply "I keep my BFH out in the car buddy."

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              • tech28
                Trusted Tech

                Site Contributor
                250+ Posts
                • Jun 2013
                • 434
                #49
                Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

                Its been doing that since you were here... response, well we were here 4 months ago, with a smile.

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                  • nmfaxman
                    Service Manager

                    Site Contributor
                    1,000+ Posts
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 1702
                    #50
                    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

                    Originally posted by Kidaver
                    Yeah I get the old "Well it's working because you are here." line all the time. I always tell them it's my special aura and then guarantee it until I leave the parking lot.
                    I sometimes tell them "You would work too, if someone threatened to take you apart."
                    Why do they call it common sense?

                    If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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                      • KapeKopyTek
                        Trusted Tech

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                        250+ Posts
                        • Nov 2013
                        • 285
                        #51
                        Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

                        MP6002 for jamming. Open LCT, find ream of paper, still in wrapper, SEF. In an institute of higher learning. Western civilization is doomed.

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                          • allan
                            RTFM!!

                            5,000+ Posts
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 5462
                            #52
                            Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

                            LOL... It must be an institution of higher expectations.

                            Next generation machines will have a Scrap wrapper box, and the one after that will print on it.
                            Whatever

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