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  • PASTech
    Trusted Tech

    100+ Posts
    • Sep 2010
    • 192

    #16
    Re: Search Engine is Crap!

    Originally posted by HenryT2
    SORRY ..... I don't mean to be offensive to anyone ........
    Don't Worry Akitu is always looking to rile someone up to feed his hunger for verbal diuretic wars...you know...all in all he's a pretty good tech. that is, when he gets of his duff and leave this site
    What's Brown and Sticky?

    -A Stick

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    • Akitu
      Legendary Frost Spec Tech

      Site Contributor
      2,500+ Posts
      • Oct 2010
      • 2595

      #17
      Re: Search Engine is Crap!

      Originally posted by HenryT2
      SORRY ..... I don't mean to be offensive to anyone ........
      No offense taken. I wear it as a badge of pride!

      Originally posted by PASTech
      Don't Worry Akitu is always looking to rile someone up to feed his hunger for verbal diuretic wars...you know...all in all he's a pretty good tech. that is, when he gets of his duff and leave this site
      Not true. I only retaliate, never aggravate. If we had more calls I would gladly be going to more of them, until then I'm happy to offer my assistance on CTN.
      Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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      • PASTech
        Trusted Tech

        100+ Posts
        • Sep 2010
        • 192

        #18
        Re: Search Engine is Crap!

        Originally posted by Akitu
        No offense taken. I wear it as a badge of pride!



        Not true. I only retaliate, never aggravate. If we had more calls I would gladly be going to more of them, until then I'm happy to offer my assistance on CTN.

        I know I know...just trying to aggravate you...ok or not...just passing the time...
        What's Brown and Sticky?

        -A Stick

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        • HenryT2
          Senior Tech

          500+ Posts
          • Apr 2010
          • 962

          #19
          Re: Search Engine is Crap!

          Originally posted by TonerMunkeh
          Tut, just because you're 105 and using your dropcloths as diapers
          I resent that Sir ...... I am not quite 105 yet .......... GETTING CLOSER , but not there yet ....

          ( P.S. I am in the USA .... don't need dropcloths ..... don't make enough money to buy food .
          Nothing in ... nothing out .....
          Everything but my salary is going up . Taxes , Insurance , Utilities , Fuel , Groceries , etc. )

          HOWEVER :

          When another tech accused me of being as old as dirt ...... I came up with this response .....
          " I may not be as old as dirt ; but , I am older than some trees I know "

          Those of you ( like me ) in your 60's and above ..... feel free to use this quote .
          "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
          God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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          • ZOOTECH
            Senior member of CRS

            Site Contributor
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            • Jul 2007
            • 3375

            #20
            Re: Search Engine is Crap!

            Originally posted by HenryT2
            I resent that Sir ...... I am not quite 105 yet .......... GETTING CLOSER , but not there yet ....

            ( P.S. I am in the USA .... don't need dropcloths ..... don't make enough money to buy food .
            Nothing in ... nothing out .....
            Everything but my salary is going up . Taxes , Insurance , Utilities , Fuel , Groceries , etc. )

            HOWEVER :

            When another tech accused me of being as old as dirt ...... I came up with this response .....
            " I may not be as old as dirt ; but , I am older than some trees I know "

            Those of you ( like me ) in your 60's and above ..... feel free to use this quote .
            The techs here say "You're (me) as old as dirt and fart dust."
            "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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            • PASTech
              Trusted Tech

              100+ Posts
              • Sep 2010
              • 192

              #21
              Re: Search Engine is Crap!

              That is interesting, I am not the most technically inclined when it comes to determining what Farts of made of... a little scary the thought of analyzing farts. Other than there odour and sound and the occasion experiment of how well they light up I avoid knowing what they are made of...might be overwhelmingly disgusting thinking about what it is as you take a deep breath and catch a whiff of something nasty...that just went up your nose....eeek

              But hey I guest farts of dust are better...could be a little rough on the way out...but hey you know what they say...Better out than in...or is that the other way around ;P
              What's Brown and Sticky?

              -A Stick

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              • Shadow1
                Service Manager

                Site Contributor
                1,000+ Posts
                • Sep 2008
                • 1642

                #22
                Re: Search Engine is Crap!

                Originally posted by PASTech
                That is interesting, I am not the most technically inclined when it comes to determining what Farts of made of... a little scary the thought of analyzing farts. Other than there odour and sound and the occasion experiment of how well they light up I avoid knowing what they are made of...might be overwhelmingly disgusting thinking about what it is as you take a deep breath and catch a whiff of something nasty...that just went up your nose....eeek

                But hey I guest farts of dust are better...could be a little rough on the way out...but hey you know what they say...Better out than in...or is that the other way around ;P
                Nitrogen, Carbon Dioxide, Oxygen, Methane, and Hydrogen Sulfide, Skatole, Indole, Methanethiol, and Dimethyl Sulfide - no dust. Trust me they're completely gas unless you get a wet one - dust would get trapped in a vacuum filter, farts don't.
                73 DE W5SSJ

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                • Jules Winfield
                  Senior Tech

                  500+ Posts
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 821

                  #23
                  Re: Search Engine is Crap!

                  Originally posted by Shadow1
                  Nitrogen, Carbon Dioxide, Oxygen, Methane, and Hydrogen Sulfide, Skatole, Indole, Methanethiol, and Dimethyl Sulfide - no dust. Trust me they're completely gas unless you get a wet one - dust would get trapped in a vacuum filter, farts don't.
                  Don't tell me I'm the only moron here who tried to vacuum up a fart to keep customers from smelling it...
                  But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.

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                  • blackcat4866
                    Master Of The Obvious

                    Site Contributor
                    10,000+ Posts
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 22997

                    #24
                    Re: Search Engine is Crap!

                    I know that phrase well. =^..^=
                    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                    • ZOOTECH
                      Senior member of CRS

                      Site Contributor
                      2,500+ Posts
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 3375

                      #25
                      Re: Search Engine is Crap!

                      Originally posted by Shadow1
                      Nitrogen, Carbon Dioxide, Oxygen, Methane, and Hydrogen Sulfide, Skatole, Indole, Methanethiol, and Dimethyl Sulfide - no dust. Trust me they're completely gas unless you get a wet one - dust would get trapped in a vacuum filter, farts don't.
                      And depending on the concentrations of the mixture, can cause a "burp" sound after being ignited by the vacuum along with the ordor.
                      "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                      • Shadow1
                        Service Manager

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                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1642

                        #26
                        Re: Search Engine is Crap!

                        Originally posted by Jules Winfield
                        Don't tell me I'm the only moron here who tried to vacuum up a fart to keep customers from smelling it...
                        You obviously haven't read this thread:



                        Are you beginning to understand my avatar now?
                        73 DE W5SSJ

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                        • Jude
                          Trusted Tech

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                          • Oct 2009
                          • 256

                          #27
                          Re: Search Engine is Crap!

                          Originally posted by HenryT2
                          Bet there are some on here that don't have a clue what that phrase means ...........
                          All us OLD techs do though .................... Don't tell anyone ............... let them guess !!!
                          I flunked typing class, and I know what it is!

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                          • mjarbar

                            #28
                            Re: Search Engine is Crap!

                            Originally posted by Shadow1
                            Nitrogen, Carbon Dioxide, Oxygen, Methane, and Hydrogen Sulfide, Skatole, Indole, Methanethiol, and Dimethyl Sulfide - no dust.
                            And there was me thinking it was last nights curry!!!

                            But trying in vain to get this back to the original thread I can reccommend Skynets little program as very worthwhile and very easy to use!!!

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                            • habik
                              Service Manager

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                              • Apr 2010
                              • 2013

                              #29
                              Re: Search Engine is Crap!

                              I know what that phrase mean even without using google, and I am foreign

                              back to the topic.

                              The SEARCH works great, there is a catch though.....INDEX-ing!!

                              IF you start a thread, then make sure you put the correct tags/indexing... then It would work like a dream. Perhaps would help to expand the index box to more than 5 tags! I always put the closest index word to the model of machine c or j code and part that could be affected.
                              If there is IT/network issue then exactly what issue, not just scan problem or

                              does, not, scan, to, smb

                              have a great day
                              .OK Google! ... will I need Berrocca this morning?
                              Firmwares HERE

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                              • Tricky
                                Field Supervisor

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                                • Apr 2009
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                                #30
                                Re: Search Engine is Crap!

                                Originally posted by PASTech

                                But hey I guest farts of dust are better...could be a little rough on the way out...but hey you know what they say...Better out than in...or is that the other way around ;P
                                There's a few on this site that sound a bit 'rough on the way out'

                                My favourites are

                                Air Biscuit and Cflat

                                Avoid the ones on the right if you are about to eat.

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