Search Engine is Crap!
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No offense taken. I wear it as a badge of pride!
Not true. I only retaliate, never aggravate. If we had more calls I would gladly be going to more of them, until then I'm happy to offer my assistance on CTN.Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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I know I know...just trying to aggravate you...ok or not...just passing the time...What's Brown and Sticky?
-A StickComment
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I resent that Sir ...... I am not quite 105 yet .......... GETTING CLOSER , but not there yet ....
( P.S. I am in the USA .... don't need dropcloths ..... don't make enough money to buy food .
Nothing in ... nothing out .....
Everything but my salary is going up . Taxes , Insurance , Utilities , Fuel , Groceries , etc. )
HOWEVER :
When another tech accused me of being as old as dirt ...... I came up with this response .....
" I may not be as old as dirt ; but , I am older than some trees I know "
Those of you ( like me ) in your 60's and above ..... feel free to use this quote ."The Serenity Prayer" . . .
God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .Comment
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I resent that Sir ...... I am not quite 105 yet .......... GETTING CLOSER , but not there yet ....
( P.S. I am in the USA .... don't need dropcloths ..... don't make enough money to buy food .
Nothing in ... nothing out .....
Everything but my salary is going up . Taxes , Insurance , Utilities , Fuel , Groceries , etc. )
HOWEVER :
When another tech accused me of being as old as dirt ...... I came up with this response .....
" I may not be as old as dirt ; but , I am older than some trees I know "
Those of you ( like me ) in your 60's and above ..... feel free to use this quote ."You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --Comment
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That is interesting, I am not the most technically inclined when it comes to determining what Farts of made of... a little scary the thought of analyzing farts. Other than there odour and sound and the occasion experiment of how well they light up I avoid knowing what they are made of...might be overwhelmingly disgusting thinking about what it is as you take a deep breath and catch a whiff of something nasty...that just went up your nose....eeek
But hey I guest farts of dust are better...could be a little rough on the way out...but hey you know what they say...Better out than in...or is that the other way around ;PWhat's Brown and Sticky?
-A StickComment
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That is interesting, I am not the most technically inclined when it comes to determining what Farts of made of... a little scary the thought of analyzing farts. Other than there odour and sound and the occasion experiment of how well they light up I avoid knowing what they are made of...might be overwhelmingly disgusting thinking about what it is as you take a deep breath and catch a whiff of something nasty...that just went up your nose....eeek
But hey I guest farts of dust are better...could be a little rough on the way out...but hey you know what they say...Better out than in...or is that the other way around ;P73 DE W5SSJComment
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Don't tell me I'm the only moron here who tried to vacuum up a fart to keep customers from smelling it...But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.
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I know that phrase well. =^..^=If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=Comment
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And depending on the concentrations of the mixture, can cause a "burp" sound after being ignited by the vacuum along with the ordor."You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --Comment
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mjarbar
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But trying in vain to get this back to the original thread I can reccommend Skynets little program as very worthwhile and very easy to use!!!Comment
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I know what that phrase mean even without using google, and I am foreign
back to the topic.
The SEARCH works great, there is a catch though.....INDEX-ing!!
IF you start a thread, then make sure you put the correct tags/indexing... then It would work like a dream. Perhaps would help to expand the index box to more than 5 tags! I always put the closest index word to the model of machine c or j code and part that could be affected.
If there is IT/network issue then exactly what issue, not just scan problem or
does, not, scan, to, smb
have a great dayComment
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My favourites are
Air Biscuit and Cflat
Avoid the ones on the right if you are about to eat.Comment
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