Your fat sugary ass!

[SalesServiceGuy]

Re: Your fat sugary ass!

I sold a 55 cpm A3 colour copier and a 20 cpm A3 colour copier today worth $19k plus helped three techs with copier related issues. I do not bother with Facebook.

Now even the Republican news source Fox News is publishing articles about how drinking excessive amounts of soda can be for your health.

"The average American consumes 45 gallons of sugary, sweetened beverages per year, according to a 2011 study by Yale University. Meanwhile, the obesity epidemic is in full swing in the United States, with more than 69 percent of adults considered overweight or obese – a problem which many health experts are quick to blame on Americans’ soda habit."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/0...#ixzz2bLKUXnGn

[Tonerbomb]

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THIS IS A REPLAY !!!! But , when I ran across this again ... I just had to do it ...




I hope y'all won't consider this sac-religious.

THE TWENTY-THIRD POUND

My appetite is my shepherd and shall always want to maketh me to sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yes, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating for the food tasteth so good. The ice cream and cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me for I knoweth that soon I shall dig in. As I filleth my plate continuously, my clothes runneth smaller. Surely bulges and excess weight shall follow me all the days of my life and I shall be fat forever.

After all the years I really don't do the BK or MaceDees type places much. too boring and the same old shit. I'll find some local place to get good eats when ever I can................................

[Tonerbomb]

Re: Your fat sugary ass!

I sold a 55 cpm A3 colour copier and a 20 cpm A3 colour copier today worth $19k plus helped three techs with copier related issues. I do not bother with Facebook.

Now even the Republican news source Fox News is publishing articles about how drinking excessive amounts of soda can be for your health.

"The average American consumes 45 gallons of sugary, sweetened beverages per year, according to a 2011 study by Yale University. Meanwhile, the obesity epidemic is in full swing in the United States, with more than 69 percent of adults considered overweight or obese

Read more: Soda: Public health enemy No. 1? | Fox News

Congrats you are the salesserviceguy of the week!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep on Keep'in on brother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fixthecopier]

Re: Your fat sugary ass!

I sold a 55 cpm A3 colour copier and a 20 cpm A3 colour copier today worth $19k plus helped three techs with copier related issues. I do not bother with Facebook.

Now even the Republican news source Fox News is publishing articles about how drinking excessive amounts of soda can be for your health.

"The average American consumes 45 gallons of sugary, sweetened beverages per year, according to a 2011 study by Yale University. Meanwhile, the obesity epidemic is in full swing in the United States, with more than 69 percent of adults considered overweight or obese

Read more: Soda: Public health enemy No. 1? | Fox News

Why the obsession with fat Americans and soda? Did a fat American beat you with a 2 liter bottle of Coke when you were younger or did you have a fat American girlfriend who sat on your face with tragic results?

[Copier Addict]

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Maybe we should start picking on fat Europeans who think everyone wants to see them in a Speedo. Lol

[MR Bill]

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LMAO there fix the copier dude. Well all I can say is I wish I was in great shape like all those Cunnucks up north. What percent of Canadians are fat. Only about 1 % I guess ?

[Akitu]

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LMAO there fix the copier dude. Well all I can say is I wish I was in great shape like all those Cunnucks up north. What percent of Canadians are fat. Only about 1 % I guess ?

Here's a couple links to some statistics.

Body mass index, overweight or obese, self-reported, adult, by age group and sex (Number of persons)
Body mass index, overweight or obese, self-reported, adult, by sex, provinces and territories (Percent)

Considering Canada's population is a touch above 34 million, these statistics would indicate that as of 2012, Approx 35-40% of Canadians are rated as overweight, or obese. The heaviest population by age is the 45-64 group, at slightly under 1/3 of the above mentioned population.

Going by province, an astonishing 72.4% of Newfie males are overweight or obese, seconded by 70.7% of Prince Edward Island males, thirded by 69.7% of New Brunswick males, and closely fourthed by 69.5% of Nova Scotia males.

As to how these statistics were obtained, I would assume by comparing to the BMI scale to reported census information. As we all know, the BMI scale does not account for healthy individuals of proportionate muscle mass, so the results may be slightly skewed. Going by the above statistics, it's safe to say that statistically, SalesServiceGuy is an overweight male - not that it has anything to do with anything. I myself fit into the 65.5% of overweight Manitoban males. Can you blame me though? We have some of the best poutineries in Canada, (rivaling even that of Quebec). 20 lbs over what the BMI says I should be, and aside from the bit of the spare tire from my love of beer overall healthy.

Anyone else care to step up on statistics, since the theme has quickly turned to pointing fingers here? As stated, the gov't shouldn't be trying to control what the masses are imbimbing, but rather correctly educating them on why it's such a bad decision to go for the 2 daily McMeals with the extra large soda and fries.

My 20 pounds cents.

[Debs1964]

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Maybe we should start picking on fat Europeans who think everyone wants to see them in a Speedo. Lol

I'm a fat European, no-one wants to see me in Speedos LOL

[MR Bill]

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I'm in the same shape as you Akitu, I was 160 pound in High school and now about 180. It's not from soda pop. It's the beer. But hey. THAT'S HEALTHY.

I am on a diet tho. Haven't had a beer in 3 days. Havent had a coke in over a week. ( I don't drink it much anyway) and have lost 5 pounds. Need to get the BP lower.

OK , eat healthy.

[Kidaver]

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I think beer has the reverse effect on me....I'm 5'11'' and I'm lucky to maintain 140 lbs.....and I assure you it is not from a lack of drinking beer....

[Akitu]

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I think beer has the reverse effect on me....I'm 5'11'' and I'm lucky to maintain 140 lbs.....and I assure you it is not from a lack of drinking beer....

Jeez, you sound almost like my brother in law. Dude dropped all his red meat intake and switched primarily to fruits and vegetables, started running a lot to train for a marathon. Went down from 190 to below 150 and just completed a half-marathon. He's not a very fun guy to be around now, that being said. Go to the bar? Nah, doesn't drink anything there at all aside from water. Go out to eat? Only if they have a salad bar. What does he want to do for fun? Go out and run around the block 40 times in a half hour.

Not that there's anything wrong with being healthy, but you gotta live a little. I'd love for beer to have the same effect on myself as you, consider yourself lucky with a gifted metabolism! Cherish it! Long gone are the days when I can eat whole pizzas for a week and not gain a single pound...

[Kidaver]

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See that's just it....I enjoy my beer....I don't work out at all unless I'm ordered to that one weekend at month by the US Army....when my gf asks what I want to eat I pretty much say cow or pig...dead and preferably cooked...I have a metabolism like a raging inferno star...

[fixthecopier]

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See that's just it....I enjoy my beer....I don't work out at all unless I'm ordered to that one weekend at month by the US Army....when my gf asks what I want to eat I pretty much say cow or pig...dead and preferably cooked...I have a metabolism like a raging inferno star...

I topped out at 255 a few years ago, dropped 50 of it and then looked at a milkshake one day and put 30 of it back on. I am 6ft 1 inch and it is evenly distributed. I hate soft drinks, only drink coffee and tea and don't overeat or snack. My metabolism has slowed to a crawl. Be warned kidaver, it will happen to you. One day you will see a picture of yourself and wonder what in the hell happened.

[Kidaver]

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I do partake in a large milkshake a day as well...and as for my metabolism slowing down...my mother and father are both skinny like I am and both are in their 50's now and there's hasn't slowed down either yet....and I watch my son...he's going to be the same way...he eats and eats and runs and runs....when I first joined the military I was underweight...couldn't even get a 5lb waiver to get in...they told me to gain weight and come back in 1 month...I ate and ate...did that weight gainer crap you can drink...ate lots of dairy and drank milk....in 1 month I gained 2 lbs and was able to use the waiver to get in...in basic I did gain about 20 lbs but that was more to physical training than diet...

[Akitu]

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I topped out at 255 a few years ago, dropped 50 of it and then looked at a milkshake one day and put 30 of it back on. I am 6ft 1 inch and it is evenly distributed. I hate soft drinks, only drink coffee and tea and don't overeat or snack. My metabolism has slowed to a crawl. Be warned kidaver, it will happen to you. One day you will see a picture of yourself and wonder what in the hell happened.

I remember what high metabolism was like. I was a small lad in school, topping out at around 5'6" before I graduated, and maxing out at 145-150 lbs. Grew another 2" afterwards and then got married, so I added 40 lbs of good cooking to myself. Still pretty evenly distributed aside from the aforementioned fuel tank for a sex machine spare tire.