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  • 10871087
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Jan 2005
    • 1143
    #1996
    Re: The random thought thread

    I try to not think

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      • blackcat4866
        Master Of The Obvious

        Site Contributor
        10,000+ Posts
        • Jul 2007
        • 22932
        #1997
        Re: The random thought thread

        Originally posted by 10871087
        I try to not think
        Me too. Alas, it hardly ever works. =^..^=
        If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
        1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
        2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
        3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
        4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
        5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

        blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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          • slimslob
            Retired

            Site Contributor
            25,000+ Posts
            • May 2013
            • 36854
            #1998
            Re: The random thought thread

            Originally posted by 10871087
            I try to not think
            Originally posted by blackcat4866
            Me too. Alas, it hardly ever works. =^..^=
            Thinking.
            Not thinking.
            Sometime neither seem to work.

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              • Copier Addict
                Aging Tech

                Site Contributor
                10,000+ Posts
                • Jul 2013
                • 14379
                #1999
                Re: The random thought thread

                Originally posted by slimslob
                Thinking.
                Not thinking.
                Sometime neither seem to work.
                Thinking about not thinking is still thinking. Lol

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                  • blackcat4866
                    Master Of The Obvious

                    Site Contributor
                    10,000+ Posts
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 22932
                    #2000
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by copier addict
                    Thinking about not thinking is still thinking. Lol
                    Damn! I knew there was a flaw in that logic. =^..^=
                    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                      • NeoMatrix
                        Senior Tech.

                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 3514
                        #2001
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Originally posted by copier addict
                        Thinking about not thinking is still thinking. Lol

                        It's Claytons thinking. "The thinking you have when you're not thinking."


                        from an old adv.
                        Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
                        •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

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                          • NeoMatrix
                            Senior Tech.

                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 3514
                            #2002
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            Here' a thinking smart thought.


                            Thought, thought he fell out of bed.
                            So he thought he better get out and take a look.


                            Now there's a smart thought.
                            Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
                            •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

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                              • slimslob
                                Retired

                                Site Contributor
                                25,000+ Posts
                                • May 2013
                                • 36854
                                #2003
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                Originally posted by 10871087
                                I try to not think
                                Originally posted by blackcat4866
                                Me too. Alas, it hardly ever works. =^..^=
                                Originally posted by slimslob
                                Thinking.
                                Not thinking.
                                Sometime neither seem to work.
                                Originally posted by copier addict
                                Thinking about not thinking is still thinking. Lol
                                Originally posted by blackcat4866
                                Damn! I knew there was a flaw in that logic. =^..^=
                                Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                                It's Claytons thinking. "The thinking you have when you're not thinking."


                                from an old adv.
                                Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                                Here' a thinking smart thought.


                                Thought, thought he fell out of bed.
                                So he thought he better get out and take a look.


                                Now there's a smart thought.
                                I'm getting a headache.

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                                  • Ctl-Alt-Del
                                    Trusted Tech

                                    Site Contributor
                                    250+ Posts
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 430
                                    #2004
                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                    Originally posted by slimslob
                                    I'm getting a headache.
                                    Excedrin, it's the way to go or a headache unless it's hangover related, then I recommend Excedrin with two Jack-in-the-Box tacos and a Coke (trust me).

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                                      • Coptech
                                        worker drone

                                        250+ Posts
                                        • Dec 2009
                                        • 460
                                        #2005
                                        Re: The random thought thread

                                        Guy goes to his doctor to receive some test results. The doctor tells him "I have some good news and some bad news" The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac...

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                                          • slimslob
                                            Retired

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                                            • May 2013
                                            • 36854
                                            #2006
                                            Re: The random thought thread

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                                              • Setright
                                                FSS / SPM

                                                100+ Posts
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 247
                                                #2007
                                                Re: The random thought thread

                                                Reminds me of Bill Burr on shark attacks.

                                                The idea that sharks don't prefer to attack people and rarely attack people on the open ocean:

                                                "Did you know that most shark attacks happen in shallow water?"

                                                "Well of course! That's where the people are, on the beaches!"

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                                                  • fixthecopier
                                                    ALIEN OVERLORD

                                                    2,500+ Posts
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 4714
                                                    #2008
                                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                                    When German automation engineers are bored - Album on Imgur
                                                    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                                      • slimslob
                                                        Retired

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                                                        • May 2013
                                                        • 36854
                                                        #2009
                                                        Re: The random thought thread

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                                                          • fixthecopier
                                                            ALIEN OVERLORD

                                                            2,500+ Posts
                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                            • 4714
                                                            #2010
                                                            Re: The random thought thread

                                                            I showed my laywer the damaged remains of my luggage and told him I wanted to sue the airline. He told me I didn't have much of a case.
                                                            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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