The random thought thread

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • emujo
    Field Supervisor

    2,500+ Posts
    • Jun 2009
    • 3009

    #901
    Re: The random thought thread

    We have approx 40 techs in our region, 90% have 20+ years with the same company, 75% of those are between 45-55. I have not seen a new face in at least 10 years. many of us are going out on long term absence for back issues, knee issues etc, but all but 1 have made it back to work. In about 10 years +/-, there is going to be a massive percentage of us retiring (forced by health or just lucky). All that experience and knowledge will be gone with no real plans to replace it. I know the industry is moving towards a more solution based footprint, but how can the company survive if there is no one to actually go out and troubleshoot and replace items more complex than a feed tire. "Hey my C1085 has some CQ issues...when can I expect the replacement machine"??? Or OK Mr. customer, this is phone support, we are going to need to replace the main board and update firmware on your machine, do you have a Phillips handy"? Emujo
    If you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.

    Comment

    • Copier Addict
      Aging Tech

      Site Contributor
      10,000+ Posts
      • Jul 2013
      • 14400

      #902
      Re: The random thought thread

      If I didn't have any clothes, I would be naked.

      Comment

      • Tricky
        Field Supervisor

        Site Contributor
        2,500+ Posts
        • Apr 2009
        • 2621

        #903
        Re: The random thought thread

        Is the moon there when nobody looks?

        Comment

        • emujo
          Field Supervisor

          2,500+ Posts
          • Jun 2009
          • 3009

          #904
          Re: The random thought thread

          If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
          If you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.

          Comment

          • Debs1964
            Service Manager

            1,000+ Posts
            • Oct 2010
            • 1687

            #905
            Re: The random thought thread

            Originally posted by copier addict
            How is it that a 30 year old has been in this industry for 30 years? It just doesn't add up.
            Have I told you that I love you LOL
            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

            Comment

            • NeoMatrix
              Senior Tech.

              2,500+ Posts
              • Nov 2010
              • 3514

              #906
              Re: The random thought thread

              Originally posted by emujo
              If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
              I'd guess the chair would be the same we would have to all turn over to sit down.
              That'd turn us all into a handy bicycle rack......
              Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
              •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

              Comment

              • NeoMatrix
                Senior Tech.

                2,500+ Posts
                • Nov 2010
                • 3514

                #907
                Re: The random thought thread

                Originally posted by copier addict
                If I didn't have any clothes, I would be naked.
                You probably wouldn't have a washing machine either....

                Throw in an iron too......
                Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
                •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

                Comment

                • gwaddle
                  Senior Tech

                  500+ Posts
                  • May 2009
                  • 782

                  #908
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                  You probably wouldn't have a washing machine either....

                  Throw in an iron too......
                  No, you'd still need an iron for when you got old and wrinkly.
                  I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

                  Comment

                  • Lagonda
                    Service Manager

                    Site Contributor
                    1,000+ Posts
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1649

                    #909
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by gwaddle
                    No, you'd still need an iron for when you got old and wrinkly.
                    Doesn't viagra fix that?
                    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

                    Comment

                    • Iowatech
                      Not a service manager

                      2,500+ Posts
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 3930

                      #910
                      Re: The random thought thread

                      Superman eclipse this Sunday!
                      Wait, what... super moon eclipse?
                      Crap.

                      Comment

                      • fixthecopier
                        ALIEN OVERLORD

                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 4714

                        #911
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        The difference between well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle is attire.
                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

                        Comment

                        • slimslob
                          Retired

                          Site Contributor
                          25,000+ Posts
                          • May 2013
                          • 36874

                          #912
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          Comment

                          • slimslob
                            Retired

                            Site Contributor
                            25,000+ Posts
                            • May 2013
                            • 36874

                            #913
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            Comment

                            • Iowatech
                              Not a service manager

                              2,500+ Posts
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 3930

                              #914
                              Re: The random thought thread

                              The lunar eclipse is in full force right now.

                              Comment

                              • matthewr88
                                Technician
                                • Jul 2015
                                • 28

                                #915
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                Why oh why do i continue to show up here daily

                                Checks bank ballance

                                ah now i remember
                                Can you fix it........we can fix anything its just how many parts do u wanna pay for

                                Comment

                                Working...