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  • slimslob
    Retired

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    • May 2013
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    #2311
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by Lagonda
    You're not alone there, the taste doesn't equate with the smell and it's not worth the hours you spend getting the bits of husk out of your teeth.
    The problem with most microwave pop corn is that is is microwave pop corn regardless what flavorings they add.

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    • blackcat4866
      Master Of The Obvious

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      • Jul 2007
      • 22930

      #2312
      Re: I had a dream last night...

      In a dream, I was typing up my call notes and studying the service manual when I realized that the mis-spellings "MeMetize" and "NeNetize" are really just alien worlds that had not actually been translated. So I got out of the van to tell this to Sue.


      She stepped past me, and drove the van into another subcompact parking spot. Then she turned into a giant alien bee and ate my other coworker Bob. Once done eating, she turned the van onto a Mercedes two-door coupe and flew off into space.


      At that moment I knew noone would believe me about aliens engineering copiers.

      This only goes to show how ridiculous dreams can be. Noone can turn a panel van into a Mercedes two-door coupe. =^..^=
      If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
      1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
      2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
      3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
      4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
      5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

      blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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      • NeoMatrix
        Senior Tech.

        2,500+ Posts
        • Nov 2010
        • 3514

        #2313
        Re: I had a dream last night...

        Originally posted by blackcat4866
        In a dream, I was typing up my call notes and studying the service manual when I realized that the mis-spellings "MeMetize" and "NeNetize" are really just alien worlds that had not actually been translated. So I got out of the van to tell this to Sue.


        She stepped past me, and drove the van into another subcompact parking spot. Then she turned into a giant alien bee and ate my other coworker Bob. Once done eating, she turned the van onto a Mercedes two-door coupe and flew off into space.


        At that moment I knew noone would believe me about aliens engineering copiers.

        This only goes to show how ridiculous dreams can be. Noone can turn a panel van into a Mercedes two-door coupe. =^..^=
        Dreams are free will non-intrusive glimpes of our higher conscious downloading our own experiences.

        I'm certainly no expert on the dreams subject but I come to know a limited number of interpretations through my own experiences:

        Words:Communication, understanding.(Missed,lost,unknown,confusing, notice. )
        Vehicle : Human body (Spirtual concerns, health concerns. Damage,rich,fast,big,slow vehicles.)
        Bee: Stung=Possible hurt,ordered routine, or hard work.
        Human Eating : Union,sustenance or desire for uplifting energy.
        Naked People: Showing of the real true unhidden person. (nothing to do with sex).
        Butterflies: Short life changes/experiences.(White,black,yellow,red butterflies...)
        Water:Greater spirit(clean,dirty,dark,fresh,salty)
        Crocodile/Alligator: pending deception.
        Snake/Serpent :low life,libido predator
        Work place: good,bad,difficult situations at work.
        Alien:Unknown, frighting.Maybe evil or some occult.
        .
        .
        .

        Anyway enough dribble. You can buy a multitude of dream interpretation books online.
        If you feel your dreams hold some significant repetitive theme then you may like to interpret the meaning further with a translation book.
        Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
        •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

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        • blackcat4866
          Master Of The Obvious

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          #2314
          Re: The random thought thread

          Nothing about Mercedes two-door coupes? I'm pretty sure this one was black. =^..^=
          If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
          1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
          2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
          3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
          4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
          5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

          blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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          • NeoMatrix
            Senior Tech.

            2,500+ Posts
            • Nov 2010
            • 3514

            #2315
            Re: The random thought thread

            Originally posted by blackcat4866
            Nothing about Mercedes two-door coupes? I'm pretty sure this one was black. =^..^=
            Depending on the road surface or conditions of the weather in this dream, I would guess
            a rich fast black vehicle only suitable for two people: Might interpret as a highly strung or fast/short difficult path for two people.
            Someone might be gambling or some other emotional temptation thrown in.
            Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
            •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

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            • slimslob
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              #2316
              Re: The random thought thread

              Originally posted by blackcat4866
              Nothing about Mercedes two-door coupes? I'm pretty sure this one was black. =^..^=
              If it was a silver Mercedes racer, I would say you were wishing you were a driver for Mercedes-AMG Petronas. Mercedes-AMG Petronas Motorsport - F1 W10 EQ Power+

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              • BLADE
                former propeller tester

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                • Dec 2009
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                #2317
                Re: The random thought thread

                funny if bob didn't show up for work next day

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                • blackcat4866
                  Master Of The Obvious

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                  #2318
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  My thought exiting the dream was: "Now how am I going to get home?"

                  I guess I wasn't too worried about Bob. =^..^=
                  If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                  1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                  2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                  3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                  4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                  5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                  blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                  • allan
                    RTFM!!

                    5,000+ Posts
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 5459

                    #2319
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by slimslob
                    The problem with most microwave pop corn is that is is microwave pop corn regardless what flavorings they add.
                    The worst is that air popped stuff. Those little counter top noise making machines.
                    Tip is to do it on a stove top, stir the kernels constantly until they start to pop to get them all heated evenly.
                    Don't put a tight lid on the moisture needs to escape also put a couple of folded paper towels over the edge
                    of the pot under the lid to get even more of the moisture to ensure the maximum crunch.
                    Last edited by allan; 04-11-2019, 08:01 AM.
                    Whatever

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                    • NeoMatrix
                      Senior Tech.

                      2,500+ Posts
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 3514

                      #2320
                      Re: The random thought thread

                      Originally posted by BLADE
                      funny if bob didn't show up for work next day
                      The tabloid press would have a field-day....
                      Headline reads: MAN TAKEN BY GIANT ALIEN BEE.
                      Article: Last seen heading toward Bee-tlejuice star system in a black E-Merc Coupe'.
                      They're travelling faster then the Red Tesla Roadster they're just passed.
                      NASA officials just reported the rare anomaly will BEE on their telescopes.
                      Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
                      •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

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                      • fixthecopier
                        ALIEN OVERLORD

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                        • Apr 2008
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                        #2321
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Cat scan : aww
                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                        • roho
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                          • Mar 2009
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                          #2322
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          Originally posted by allan
                          The worst is that air popped stuff. Those little counter top noise making machines.
                          Tip is to do it on a stove top, stir the kernels constantly until they start to pop to get them all heated evenly.
                          Don't put a tight lid on the moisture needs to escape also put a couple of folded paper towels over the edge
                          of the pot under the lid to get even more of the moisture to ensure the maximum crunch.


                          Grew popcorn one summer, the kernels were very small and pale compared to commercial popcorn, but it was the best popcorn I ever had. You could really taste the corn.

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                          • fixthecopier
                            ALIEN OVERLORD

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                            #2323
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            A few weeks ago, my wife walked out the door saying she was going to pick up a kitten. I yelled at her that she was forbidden to bring another one home, so she came back with two. I hate them both! It's all I can do to bring myself to rub her furry little head while she lays on my shoulder.
                            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                            • FrohnB
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                              #2324
                              Re: The random thought thread

                              Can't believe Leonardo DeCaprio yelled "I'm on Top of the World" from the Titanic. A ship, That was at Sea! At sea Level! The scientifically lowest altitude in the world. He was Nowhere near the Top! He was literally at the bottom. What an Idiot!
                              Omertà

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                              • Phil B.
                                Field Supervisor

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                                • Jul 2016
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                                #2325
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                Originally posted by FrohnB
                                Can't believe Leonardo DeCaprio yelled "I'm on Top of the World" from the Titanic. A ship, That was at Sea! At sea Level! The scientifically lowest altitude in the world. He was Nowhere near the Top! He was literally at the bottom. What an Idiot!
                                And Mr. GLOBAL WARMING is still below sea level in his career!


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