We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

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  • blackcat4866
    Master Of The Obvious

    Site Contributor
    10,000+ Posts
    • Jul 2007
    • 23009
    #16
    Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

    Originally posted by allan
    Ever had some one bring a machine to your shop on its back side. Logic reasons that it fits better that way.
    Yet to get a picture.
    No pictures, but we had a Canon NP6060 ride on it's back strapped to a palette, in the back of a semi tractor trailer, from Florida (about 1000 miles). When it arrived the customers request sounded a little odd at first. They wanted to know how to stand it up. When I arrived the bands were still cutting into the document feeder. We used a handy fork lift and 2" straps to lift it back onto it's wheels. When it all settled we noticed the coin sized bits of green stuff trickling out.

    If you've ever been in the back of a NP6060 the entire back of the machine is ... Ok, was covered with circuit boards. The largest pieces were the size of a 25 cent piece. You could have bought the whole machine new 3x over for the price of the boards. I recovered most of the imaging unit and fuser, the feed unit of the DF, and the paper trays. The rest was unrecognizable as a copier. =^..^=
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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      • blackcat4866
        Master Of The Obvious

        Site Contributor
        10,000+ Posts
        • Jul 2007
        • 23009
        #17
        Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

        Originally posted by fixthecopier
        It's not a copier, but we all have one.




        I suppose this was brought in for service. Is that mold? It's possible that it has gotten a little moist.
        =^..^=
        If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
        1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
        2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
        3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
        4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
        5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

        blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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          • fixthecopier
            ALIEN OVERLORD

            2,500+ Posts
            • Apr 2008
            • 4713
            #18
            Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

            Originally posted by fixthecopier
            This copier has a little helper that comes with it.


            Sorry about that. I have had the new kitten all over me and my laptop trying to help me post. Can't find the pic of a lizard under the original glass that I ment to be in that post. For this to be my wife's new cat, she sure stays up my ass. Also the dozen or so scratches on my hands are a reminder that cats and kittens don't like baths. Another thing I learned is that when the kitten has not long been weened from mom, It is best to wear a shirt when she is on your chest. She has teeth, knows what a nipple is and that shit hurts.



            Edit, I found the pic that was missing from that post, in case you were wondering what the hell I was talking about.
            Last edited by fixthecopier; 07-18-2015, 10:36 PM.
            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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              • Lagonda
                Service Manager

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                1,000+ Posts
                • Aug 2008
                • 1649
                #19
                Death by Paperclip

                Death by paperclip.JPG

                It's when you come across hazards like this WH&S suddenly makes sense.
                At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                  • Debs1964
                    Service Manager

                    1,000+ Posts
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 1693
                    #20
                    Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

                    Originally posted by fixthecopier
                    She has teeth, knows what a nipple is and that shit hurts.
                    There's no need to tell us mums that, we already know, my son only drew blood once
                    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                      • vincent64
                        Trusted Tech

                        250+ Posts
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 382
                        #21
                        Re: Death by Paperclip

                        Originally posted by Lagonda
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                        It's when you come across hazards like this WH&S suddenly makes sense.
                        That's just plum scary!!

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                          • igi
                            Service Manager

                            1,000+ Posts
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 1507
                            #22
                            Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

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                              • qbert69
                                Service Manager

                                1,000+ Posts
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 1152
                                #23
                                Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

                                MFP DAMAGE - Copy.JPG

                                Correctional Facility!...Poor Copier!

                                REACH FOR THE STARS!!!
                                Konica Minolta Planetariums!
                                https://www.konicaminolta.com/planet...gma/index.html

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                                  • 20 year tech
                                    Senior Tech

                                    500+ Posts
                                    • May 2014
                                    • 577
                                    #24
                                    Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

                                    Found this on the web, not sure if whoever made it wanted to give a 4600 a cool paint job or set it on fire.
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                                      • slimslob
                                        Retired

                                        Site Contributor
                                        25,000+ Posts
                                        • May 2013
                                        • 37532
                                        #25
                                        Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

                                        Originally posted by igi
                                        Looks like she went batty.

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                                          • igi
                                            Service Manager

                                            1,000+ Posts
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 1507
                                            #26
                                            Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

                                            imagesDZO9QPK2.jpgmikado-photocopier-300x229.jpg


                                            which copier?model is better

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                                              • gear13z
                                                Technician

                                                50+ Posts
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 68
                                                #27
                                                Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

                                                I like this thread...lol
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                                                .....with all it shams, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.....

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                                                  • NeoMatrix
                                                    Senior Tech.

                                                    2,500+ Posts
                                                    • Nov 2010
                                                    • 3513
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

                                                    Originally posted by igi
                                                    [ATTACH=CONFIG]30118[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]30119[/ATTACH]


                                                    which copier?model is better
                                                    I like a tight "race", I feel like I'm "splitting hairs" on this one....
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                                                      • slimslob
                                                        Retired

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                                                        • May 2013
                                                        • 37532
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

                                                        Originally posted by igi
                                                        [ATTACH=CONFIG]30118[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]30119[/ATTACH]


                                                        which copier?model is better
                                                        It is a charge when you have to replace the platen glass. The doctor gets some interesting explanations as to how the injury occurred.

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                                                          • livancicm
                                                            Technician

                                                            50+ Posts
                                                            • Sep 2008
                                                            • 96
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

                                                            fix it
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