Are you a technician?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Morlock49
    Trusted Tech
    100+ Posts
    • Mar 2009
    • 166

    #121
    Also on the theme of being a tech, how many of you have done the saleman's job but never got the same rate of commission/payment?
    Sorry folks, reputation removed by Just Manuals, because he's a sad little wanker

    Comment

    • mascan42
      Trusted Tech

      250+ Posts
      • Oct 2008
      • 484

      #122
      Originally posted by Morlock49
      Also how can anyone consider themselves a tech without 1st electrocuting themself (accidently touched the gate on a triac), and getting their tie wrapped around an optics cooling fan (early Sharp).
      I got the first one from the optics overheat fuse on a Xerox 5114 during training. Oops, did we forget to mention that turning the machine off doesn't remove current from the exposure lamp circuit?

      Comment

      • servicegirl

        #123
        I'm not a tech, I just take their calls for them

        Comment

        • Shadow1
          Service Manager

          Site Contributor
          1,000+ Posts
          • Sep 2008
          • 1642

          #124
          Originally posted by Morlock49
          Also how can anyone consider themselves a tech without 1st electrocuting themself (accidently touched the gate on a triac), and getting their tie wrapped around an optics cooling fan (early Sharp).
          I hit one of the fuser lamp terminals on a Lanier 6550 (Toshiba) and learned real quick what a hazard neutral switched circuits are. I also learned the metal case of a Ricoh Katana developer assembly carries developer bias, and was never so thankful as when the machine shut down and threw a bias leak SC code.

          Never did the tie thing - I try not to wear them for customers that have become regulars...
          73 DE W5SSJ

          Comment

          • OJ the Bodge
            Technician
            • Apr 2009
            • 15

            #125
            Been called many things, not all to my face from
            copier mechanic,
            Toner jobby person
            mr fixit
            mr fuc*it
            copier man
            xerox man
            troubleshooter
            troublemaker
            hero,
            wizard,
            the man with healing hands
            now it says on my business card
            Senior Customer Support Engineer

            I am what I am

            Comment

            • uber

              #126
              i am deff, not a salesman, no shiny suit, i do however seem to be clearing up after them so that makes me an engineer..

              Comment

              • CableGuy
                Impulse Drive Engineer

                250+ Posts
                • Oct 2008
                • 417

                #127
                Up and away....

                Customers whipping boy by day, Super Hero by night.....

                Comment

                • Tata
                  Technician
                  • May 2008
                  • 42

                  #128
                  I used to be a technician 30 years ago. Now, I just fix them!!

                  Comment

                  • linuxxpwin
                    Trusted Tech
                    • May 2008
                    • 205

                    #129
                    I am technician fixing everything that comes my way.

                    Comment

                    • scepter2112
                      Technician

                      50+ Posts
                      • May 2009
                      • 72

                      #130
                      Am called a Troubleshooter I like to think of myself as a Troublemaker

                      Comment

                      • syamrock33

                        #131
                        been a copier tech for 4 months now....been trained on B/W mfp...

                        currently fixing color copiers....do connectivity....

                        seriously...i dont know what i fixed in the past months...

                        i think i will get a stroke soon.....

                        yup...a technician

                        Comment

                        • imagertech
                          Technician
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 41

                          #132
                          i am a user.

                          Comment

                          • AverageTech
                            Technician
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 18

                            #133
                            Jack of all trades and good at nothing. Fixed copiers, IT programmer, all knowing supplies and what fits and what doesn't, and so on. Pretty much a loser.

                            Comment

                            • leroyal
                              Expert on The Obsolete
                              100+ Posts
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 156

                              #134
                              Originally posted by AverageTech
                              Jack of all trades and good at nothing. Fixed copiers, IT programmer, all knowing supplies and what fits and what doesn't, and so on. Pretty much a loser.
                              You must be my clone.
                              I know what I know better than anyone else knows what I know.

                              Comment

                              • petrus
                                Trusted Tech

                                100+ Posts
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 155

                                #135
                                Ohh i am genaral worker.whatever i like i do it.

                                Of cos i a teknisen too....

                                Comment

                                Working...