Are you a technician?

[CableGuy]

Shocking!!

Once shorted myself out on a Roneo duplicating machine. Lent over the machine, no covers on, and tie pin shorted across a bank of fuses. Gave up wearing a tie after that.

[mrwho]

Yes, since 2000.

This job reminds me of a quote from Einstein I've read a long while ago:

"Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but nobody knows why. We have put together theory and practice: there's nothing that is working... and nobody knows why!"

Who's with me?

[MaiHoang]

am seller but i like techical. i want to be technician but nobody teach me because am female...

[lky1978]

am seller but i like techical. i want to be technician but nobody teach me because am female...

you can learn from forum here. may be we can help you.

[MaiHoang]

you can learn from forum here. may be we can help you.

i think so....hope you help me more...

[Alternate]

You must be my clone.

triplets?

I must be a technician, because i simply cant bring myself to make comments like "Gee, if you spend anymore time here we'll have to put you on the payroll"

[Guest]

triplets?

I must be a technician, because i simply cant bring myself to make comments like "Gee, if you spend anymore time here we'll have to put you on the payroll"

Or make you a cubical. I hate that comment! I guess I must be a tech.

[jarwil]

I can't make comments like can i get a quick copy when half the machine is on the floor in front of them, or being asked what did i break this time when fixing the machine.

I am a tech

[NewOrder]

I am a RICOH-Maintenance-Kit-Installer on my CL-7000. Is that worse?

[Gerry.Fitz]

Six months ago I could'nt even spelt ungineer AND now I is one

[fitsy.13]

must be a tech with the comment of you spend any more time here you will have to come to the christmas party or the worst one your here so often we will have to get you an office of your own

[mrwho]

I guess every techie gets a similar line - mine is (when almost at closing time and the machine half-disassembled) "should we get you a bed for tonight?"

[schooltech]

"Oh look, he has the diaper out----it must be a big job to have the diaper out."

Or, "Uh, oh, it's broke again. I thought it was supposed to be a good machine."




#1- I have yet to see a baby wearing a damn drop cloth as a diaper, so that's just a stupid-ass comment. When they bring one of their babies wearing one of my drop cloths, I'll retract what I've been thinking.

#2- Well, I DID NOT BREAK IT!!!! I guess I can go and bust some windshields and complain that their car is a piece of crap.

[DDS]

Do you work for a company that services the equipment that brings you to this site?


Or are you an owner of the equipment looking for help?


1st answer. I'm a technician.

I am an owner and service manager. We mainly sell copiers, printers, duplicators and plotters (including supplies) wholesale and either ship or sometimes on large orders deliver (to end users and dealerships.

[Wynard]

I voted for tech, even if I'm not really one... I can do basic stuff, but I'm usually the guy who has to make the sales guys ridiculous promises work out in the connectivity/networking department, 4 years of experience (plus countless private years) and counting