[Game] Guilty -or- Not Guilty

[Copier_Guy]

A. Guilty.

Q. Have you ever strung a job out if close to home : working it so there is insufficient time to go to another job ? (So you can go home early!)

A. Very Guilty (We're giving away too many of our secrets!)


Q. Have you ever taken crap from a customer on behalf of your company, but defended your company when you wanted so bad to jump on the band wagon and agree with the customer? (So bad it almost hurt!)

[wagon]

Q. Have you ever taken crap from a customer on behalf of your company, but defended your company when you wanted so bad to jump on the band wagon and agree with the customer? (So bad it almost hurt!)

A. Guilty.

Q. Have you ever gone home for an extended 'quickie' with the missus at lunchtime? (And then made up your job times to hide it!)

[Copier_Guy]

A. Guilty.

Q. Have you ever gone home for an extended 'quickie' with the missus at lunchtime? (And then made up your job times to hide it!)

A. GUILTY!!!!!!!


Q. Have you ever Dated one of you customers? (Did ya score?)

[Agent86]

A. GUILTY!!!!!!!


Q. Have you ever Dated one of you customers? (Did ya score?)

A. Guilty (I married one of my customers and I'm still scoring)

Q. Have you ever had more then one beer during lunch?

[wagon]

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Q. Have you ever had more then one beer during lunch?[/QUOTE]

A. Not guilty sir!

Q. Have you ever used the excuse 'the paper is damp' when you can't fix a jam?

[mikeena]

not guilty.

have you ever slept with a customer

[wagon]

have you ever slept with a customer

A. Guilty (I married her)

Q. Have you ever told a customer parts weren't available so they would upgrade their 'old banger'?

[Cipher]

A. Guilty (I married her)

Q. Have you ever told a customer parts weren't available so they would upgrade their 'old banger'?

Guilty

Q. Have you ever had one of those days when it does not matter what you do nothing goes to plan and everything turns to shit before your very eyes?

[wagon]

Q. Have you ever had one of those days when it does not matter what you do nothing goes to plan and everything turns to shit before your very eyes?

A. Very guilty

Q. Have you ever charged a customer (on a service agreement) for a problem that was not their fault - to get out of a callback?

[Copier_Guy]

A. Very guilty

Q. Have you ever charged a customer (on a service agreement) for a problem that was not their fault - to get out of a callback?

A. Not Guilty


Q. Have you ever accepted a tip from a customer for a job well done?

[Rudi]

GUILTY

Have you ever worked on your car at the customers premisses.

[Copier_Guy]

GUILTY

Have you ever worked on your car at the customers premisses.

A. Guilty (Had a coolant hose break at the fire wall once and crawled under there to duct tape it till I got close to home. NOT a good experience.)


Q. Have you ever had a disagreement with a fellow employee at a customer site that either came close or turned into a physical altercation?

[FRIDGEMAGNET]

Not Guilty

Have you ever turned up at a call and repaired the machine and only then realised that you are at the wrong customers. And they aren't even your customer!

[SGT_Snacks-64]

Not Guilty

Have you ever turned up at a call and repaired the machine and only then realised that you are at the wrong customers. And they aren't even your customer!

Not Guilty.... but very close, as you well know Fridge

Q: Have you ever blamed a fault on the customer for 'sitting on the Photocopier' when they blatantly hadn't?

[Cipher]

Q: Have you ever blamed a fault on the customer for 'sitting on the Photocopier' when they blatantly hadn't?

Not guilty.

Q. Have you ever accidently scratched or dented a brand new drum?